U Me Aur Hum

Synopsis: The first time Ajay saw Pia, she served him drinks. She affected him more than the alcohol, and he found true love. He was a leading psychiatrist, but she messed up his mind. The first time Pia saw Ajay, he had too much to drink. She watched him make a fool of himself, and was relieved when he passed out. She was a woman who followed her heart, but despite his claims of true love, she had made up her mind. Thus began the story of Ajay and Pia. A love story, that begins at sea. Ajay and Pia develop a strong and special bond. In each other, they find an anchor. They rush into marriage, despite the advice and failing relationships of their friends. But no marriages can be complete without problems, and Ajay and Pia have also have to face hurdles, some of which seem insurmountable.
Genre: Drama, Romance
Director(s): Ajay Devgn
Production: Eros International
  1 nomination.
156 min

I got a feeling incomplete

in my heart..

..don't leave me alone because

we can never be apart.

We can never be apart.

You make me feel complete because

you are the peace of my heart.

You are the one for me and you

are right from the start.

We can never be apart.

Without losing your colours

and mesmerize in my colour.

Without losing your colours

and mesmerize in my colour.

Forget the sunshine and

come under my shade.

Let's do it.

You be there.

I'll be there.

We will be there.

You be there.

I'll be there.

We will be there.

We all three will be

together for births.

You, me, and us.

You, me, and us.

You, me, and us.

You, me, and us.

You, me, and us.

Excuse me.

- Sorry.

Can you make a portion

of fried eggs please..

Sure ma'am..

Make that two please..

one for me as well.

Can you make that only

in egg white please..

Sure ma'am.

- Thanks

Mine also in egg white.

Right, sir.

Can you make that crispy, please.

I am sitting there..

Sure ma'am.

Yours crispy as well?

How did you know?

Just guessed!


She is sitting there..

Thanks.. I am also sitting there.

When a boy starts eating more eggs..

..it either means he is in love with

the chicken which lays the eggs..

..or with that girl who

eats eggs. Who is she?

Which girl?

No, I am talking about the chicken..

Dad, how can I be in love

with some chicken!

Thanks, son or I would be

grandfather of chicks!

Dad, you too!

Where is she?

Behind you.

Dad, what are you doing? C'mon

dad, she is looking.. dad.

Do you love her?

Don't know, dad but

yes I like her a lot!

The moment I saw her, I knew she's

the one. I think I am in love.

So, go and tell her.. I love you.

It's not that easy, dad.

How can I just tell her..

I will tell her at the right time.

Keep waiting to hit

on the right time..

..and somebody else will

score the boundary..

..you will be left staring

like the third umpire.

If I were you, I wouldn't have been

sitting with my father now..

..but would be eating

eggs with that girl.

Skip it dad, let it be.

You don't believe your dad?

I will win her over and show you.

Dad.. dad.. no, not her.

Alright, I can win over any other

girl in this restaurant.



What about her?

Couldn't you find a younger one?

She herself will be difficult

for you, dad.

Ok, son, I will woo her. You go and

woo that girl. If you win her..

..over, from today l

will call you dad.

And if you fail?

Then you call me dad.


My favourite book.. hi!

I just finished reading

it in the morning.

I started it in the morning..

Such a coincidence. We have

such a similar taste.

Do I know you? Have we met before?


Where.. when..

Here.. now!

In such a big restaurant you had

to choose only this table?

See, I told you. Our likings

are so identical.

Excuse me.

You know something..

In my childhood, I used to

like a girl very much..

..to sit and talk to her. So..

..I always kept two toffees with me.

Whenever she was about to leave,

I would say, toffee?

One for you.. one for me.

Can we sit for a while.

I don't like toffees.

Coffee? One for you, one for me?

Can we for a little while..

Hello ma'am! You need some help?

Is this old man troubling you?

This is your father?

No, thanks. I'm fine..

I like tea.


Excuse me.. tea for two please.

Actually, even I like tea.

Then why did say coffee?

Because coffee sounds better with

toffee. It rhymes, you see.

Why do I feel that you also

like white? Please..

Don't you feel that fooling a girl..

..with flowers has become

too old a technique?

There are things that become

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Robin Bhatt

Robin Bhatt (Hindi: रोबिन भट्ट) is known as one of the most successful writers in Bollywood. He is well known for his skills in penning screenplay. He is a half-brother of Mahesh Bhatt. He has written many films and was nominated thrice and won an award for Baazigar. His debut film as writer was Aashiqui, which proved to be a hit film. He has written many films for Bhatt Productions.Besides writing, he has also worked as an actor and an assistant. In his 20-year-long career he has written about 66 films and also acted in more than 10 Hindi Films such as Chalte Chalte, Golmaal Returns, U Me Aur Hum etc. He has worked with some of the greatest filmmakers in his career. Many of his films have gone on to become high grossers at the box office, such as Aatish, Sadak, Aashiqui and many more. He was nominated for Omkara, Koi Mil Gaya and Krrish and won an award for Baazigar for best screenplay. more…

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