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those two doing here?

Looking for some old

Pink Floyd records?

And so I tell him

"If there isn't enough ketchup

on the hot dog,

then there'll be a f***ing

mace party over here. "

Isn't that the bike?

Yes it is.

Good afternoon.

Afternoon.

Can I help you?

What is your name?

- rsll r. Nicknamed Sli.

Can I see your identification?

Yes, no problem.

Whose bike is it outside?

- I don't know

May we have a look in the back?

- I'd rather not. It's so messy.

What's in there?

You know what

I don't think so.

Are you sure?

- Yes.

Do you think it's bad?

No, absolutely not.

I just don't see the market in this.

The market? Are you crazy?

This is the only stretching video

for small persons in the world.

I've been going from door to door,

selling these babies.

They sell like hotcakes.

Then why don't you sell them

yourself?

I'm going to Sweden to record

a music video

with Sven Ingvars.

This is my last box.

You'll get one tape for 1500kr.

There are 30 tapes in here.

That'll be 45.000kr.

Oh, it squirts everywhere.

Oh, I can't stop squirting.

I'm just a little b*tch.

Tell me I'm a b*tch.

Ok, thousand krnur.

Sorry, I'll have to ask you

to leave right now!

700 knur. My dance video

included.

You goddamn f***ing maniac,

I'll sue you, you bloody alien.

What are you doing in there?

Open the f***ing door or I'll

break it down.

Rebbi!

- Yes.

Open the door.

- Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

What's the deal with the

commotion?

What have you done?

I only did what had to be done.

Is there a full moon or what?

Has everyone gone crazy?

Have you killed them both?

Both?

One of them is half alive.

I made him watch while I

made a stew out of the other one.

Of course I didn't kill them, man.

What do you think I am,

a murderer?

What's up with the knife, then?

I'm boiling sausages.

You want some?

No, not really.

I just want those cops

out of the store.

And why are you boiling

sausages

when you've just taken two

cops into hostage?

Are you completely cuckoo?

I just haven't eaten anything

today.

I think more clearly when

I've eaten something.

Did you know they came

here because of the bike?

How so?

The bike you stole this morning.

You left it outside the store, Einstein.

No sh*t?

That means they don't know about the heist.

That's great.

Yes. Yes, that's super-duper.

You should just return the bike

and apologize to them.

I'm damn sure they will

forgive you

After you kicked their butts

and fully duct taped them.

These boys look so

gentle and sweet.

Chill out, man.

I'll start by removing

the cop car.

You wait here.

What now?

There's a n*gger in the trunk.

What?

There's a tied up n*gger

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