Tyson Page #8

What the f***?

Mike, will you turn it back?

Mike, you know,

you're gonna be fighting this guy.

Where's my dinner?

- You just had lunch.

TYSON:
So what? I'm hungry.

Give me that f***ing thing.

ANNOUNCER:
He's trying to

stay away from the big left.

Mike, cut it out, man.

What th... Give me...

Give the f***ing r...

ANNOUNCER:

He bores in a little bit, then backs out.

More up around the facial area.

That'll be wiped up...

F***ing d*ckhead. What the f***'s

gotten into you lately?

ANNOUNCER:
Corner of Tony Tucker...

WOMAN [ON TV]:
Why are you wearing...

BARANSKl:
What do you want?

A little spaghetti? Steak?

I want some hominy grits.

I want some black-eyed peas. Bring me

some chitlins out this motherf***er.

BARANSKl:
What food is that?

- Thank you, Yvonne.

BARANSKl:
You know I don't know

how to cook that.

MAN [ON TV]:
Attention, peasants,

the empress has no dress on.

BARANSKl:
Son of a b*tch.

MAN:
I need a microscope.

JACOBS:
Anybody home?

BARANSKl:
Hey. Jimmy.

- Hey.

BARANSKl:
Bill.

JACOBS:
Man, how's it going?

- All right, Bill.

- Kevin.

BARANSKl:
All right, all right.

- What's with Kevin?

- I'm pushing a f***ing rock...

...up a f***ing mountain.

That's what's with f***ing Kevin.

Hey, Mike.

Oh, Jimmy, man.

Hey, it's good to see you.

- Hey, how are you doing, huh?

- All right, man.

- Oh, man, don't hurt me, man.

- Hurt you, huh?

- You been good?

TYSON:
You know it.

JACOBS:

You staying out of trouble?

- So you got the clap, huh?

- Aw, it's no big thing.

Which? The disease

or what you caught it with?

Yeah, right.

Seriously, Mike.

I mean, there's a whole bunch of stuff

going on out there that could kill you...

...and you're taking

way too many chances.

Man, that was just a phase, Jimmy.

I'm over that sh*t.

Course you are.

- Orgies, smorgies, right?

- No, man, I'm serious.

I mean, I just wanna fall in love,

you know what I mean?

You know, and have a relationship

like you got with Lorraine, some kids.

Kids?

[PIGEONS COOING]

- What do you mean, kids?

- Yeah, sure, man.

Get out.

Oh, yo, Jimmy, man,

I saw the most beautiful girl today.

I mean, she was smart, elegant.

Been thinking about her, man.

She got my heart.

Think her name was Robin.

- She from around here?

- No, man, I saw her on television.

- Television? Jesus, come on.

- What, man?

MAN:

I'll call you later.

Hello, is, uh, Robin Givens there?

Good evening. May I speak to Robin?

ROBIN [ON PHONE]:

Hello?

Damn.

Hello, Robin. This is Mike. Mike Tyson.

ROBIN:
Hello, take two.

- Say what?

Hello? As in, to whom am I speaking?

Um, is this Robin?

That's my name. Don 't wear it out.

To whom am I speaking?

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