Two Weeks Page #4
So I have divvied them up.
You can trade,
but no fighting.
Got it?
Got it.
Open that, after.
Oh.
And there's this.
You wrote your own obituary?
I had some time.
Um, do you have
anything for, you know,
the funeral?
Just cremate me. No funeral.
Do whatever you want.
I don't care.
I don't think
I can be there anyway.
Hey, Matthew.
Hey.
Hey, Matthew.
How was the trip?
My ass has been
asleep since Virginia.
I didn't even see
his lips move.
Come in and say hi.
And then I've got a book
for you to read.
Hey.
I'm giving you
the best stuff.
It's not who gets
what jewelry.
It's that b*tch
getting any of it.
Oh, she's your
brother's wife.
I never said that.
You did, actually,
Egads! Was I drunk?
Well, I'm wiser now.
They're married,
for better or for worse.
Don't make him choose
between his family
and his wife.
Hi, Jim.
Oh, Julia. Come on in.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
All I did was
kiss a few boys.
You were in the janitor's
closet doing it
with Harry Wexler.
Yes.
My God, Harry Wexler?
But discretion was
never your strong suit.
If you hadn't published
their "lip ratings"
in the Nottingham Rag,
you probably could've
gotten away with it.
What is this?
Julia brought
a tuna casserole.
Tuna, noodles,
Campbell's cream
of mushroom soup.
Jesus.
I know.
What are you doing?
Everyone's gonna
start bringing food.
We have to
stay ahead of this
or we're gonna be buried.
Keith.
Keith, Julia's
Mom's best friend.
I see what you're saying.
We should probably
dirty some plates, too.
Good idea.
Gerald Henderson,
three lips out of 10.
He was not pleased.
And?
He had a little dick, too.
Oh, stop!
Yes, he did.
Stop!
Tiny.
I'm so sorry, Neat.
I've gotta
drive back tonight.
I could only
take the day off.
It's always good to see you.
They don't make
friends like us anymore,
do they?
No. Not anymore.
See you.
Yeah, see you.
Love you.
KEITH:
Thanks for coming, Julia.
What are you
talking about?
She'd come for me,
I'd come for her.
Well, thanks.
And the casserole,
it was great.
Is it gonna be in Syracuse?
After?
Yeah, that's where
the relatives are.
I'll be there.
And I'll call every day.
Don't you remember
your grandfather?
KEITH:
I was fivewhen he died.
Not at all?
You tell me.
Tell me about him.
He was a tailor.
He owned a dry-cleaning shop.
And your mother?
Nana was a housewife.
Um, a great cook.
Always entertaining.
This explains why
you can't sew or cook.
Exactly.
Luckily Nana
is still with us,
so I don't have to.
What?
Nothing.
All my grandkids
are about five.
Some of them younger.
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