Two Moon Junction Page #3

son of a b*tch I've ever met.

I'm not really.

I just like to hear myself talk.

And I like beautiful things.

And a woman like you

comes along only once in a lifetime.

- Bullshit.

- I swear.

When I leave...

I'd like you to give me

a bottle of your perfume.

And as I'm driving from town to town,

I'll put a little on my hand,

right there,

I'll bring it up to my nose and

every time I smell it I'll remember you

and how beautiful you are.

You got a mole on your shoulder.

Looks like a little kiss.

Help me if you don't have beautiful skin.

You smell so good.

I can't keep my hands off of you.

I was gonna come and just have a shower

and a nice, hot cup of coffee, but...

you excite me so much

I can't help myself.

Nothing like this has ever

happened to me before.

Oh, boy.

There it is.

I went to a store in the Mojave,

out in California.

A man there taught me

how to use one of these.

Thought for sure I was gonna buy one.

Told me he shot a video

of his wife playin' with herself.

Can you imagine that? A total stranger

tellin' me something like that?

Look, there you are on TV.

How about a little smile?

You don't feel like smiling?

I can understand that.

But, April, darlin'...

I didn't just show up here by mistake.

You invited me.

You might not know it, but you did.

It's all right there in your eyes.

April? It's me, baby.

I just spoke to

the real-estate agent in Tuscaloosa.

The condo's ours. Congratulations.

I'm gonna stay a few more days to make

sure everything's perfect when we arrive.

I love you, baby. Big kiss.

Bye.

April, honey.

Let me look at you.

You'll be the prettiest bride since

your grandma walked down that staircase

on her daddy's arms.

We got that photograph of you

and that handsome beau of yours

just dancing away at the sorority ball.

Wait a minute.

Belle, got a surprise for you.

- Look who come to visit.

- I can see.

April, honey, how wonderful of you

to come out all this way just to see us.

Are those flowers for me?

Do I smell freesias? My favourite.

I picked them fresh on the way over.

- How thoughtful of you.

- I watched you drive in.

I see your daddy bought you

a new car for graduation.

It's for graduation and the wedding.

Chad's parents bought him a red one.

I can still see that Lincoln convertible

that Belle's daddy bought

for her graduation.

It was white, and it had

the softest tan-leather upholstery

you ever laid your eyes on.

April, you turned out

to be a beautiful young woman.

Belle and I are so proud of you.

Thank you.

Come here and tell me, child.

Have you tamed Chad yet?

And don't you do it, either.

Just keep him wild as long as you can.

You're incorrigible, Grandma.

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