Two Little Boys Page #4

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Give me that.

DEANO:
F***.

(Nige pants)

(Nige strains)

DEANO:
Oh, sh*t.

NIGE:
F***.

DEANO:
Ugh!

NIGE:
Oh, yeah, you got it, you got it.

(Both strain, grunt)

(Mooing)

- Let's get him up.

- F*** it. Cows.

(Cows moo)

(Man whistles)

- F***. F***.

- Agh.

Put him in here.

FARMER:
Come on, girls!

- We can't leave him there.

- Just shove him in!

- We can't leave him there!

- Can't f***in' take him home with us.

- Oi, Nige.

- Are you f***in' crazy?

We've got to f***ing take him.

I'm f***ing dead.

Take a chill pill.

F***ing relax, alright?

- Agh.

- It's fine.

NIGE:
Aghhh!

(Deano exhales heavily)

Alright, so, just... go inside.

Have a shower, get changed

and just go to work

like everything's normal.

Eh?

That... That's the plan.

Like nothing happened.

Oh... so, like,

'Where were you last night, Nige? '

- Got a bit stoned.

- Yep.

- Had a pie.

- Yeah.

Killed Jeurgen,

then came round to your place.

No. Nige... you came over to mine,

like, we got on the cans...

you definitely didn't kill anyone.

We just got hammered.

Had an awesome time and just...

we were just f***in' around.

You tripped on a bottle -

that's how you got a bit bloody.

Um, we just passed out,

woke up this morning.

I drove you back here

at ten past seven.

You went inside,

had a shower, got changed,

went to work like everything's normal.

Yeah?

Yeah, OK. Yeah.

OK.

So go have a shower.

Like, that's the first bit of the plan.

DEANO:
Go. OK.

You gonna come in?

What, in there?

F*** that.

Just... stay here.

Just... Hurry up, alright?

Oh, f*** it. Nige.

Nige, no, you got...

Oh, f***!

DEANO:
I'm comin'. I'm in.

NIGE:
Nah.

DEANO:
No, it'll be awesome. We'll

have classic times. Be wicked. Yeah?

Why can't I go to

the banking conference, Nige?

NIGE:
It's for people

that work at the bank.

DEANO:
Why not, Nige?

NIGE:
You know Gav?

Gav who does security at the bank?

DEANO:
Yeah?

Gav and I were gonna...

go to the Catlins together.

(Exhales heavily)

So there is no banking conference.

No.

(Breathes heavily)

Well...

Nah, fine, mate.

No, what's the big deal?

All you've done is lie to me.

Yeah, all you've done

is lie to my face.

Stabbed me in the back.

It's like taking a stranger...

- He's not a stranger.

- He is a stranger, Nige!

- Gav's not a stranger.

- Yes, he f***ing is!

I work with him every day.

You're taking him to the one place

that we hold sacred.

The Catlins is full of our blood, sweat

and tears and laughter.

Right, fine! F***in' fine!

Go to the Catlins with Gav, then.

Hope you have a great time with Gav!

There's your f***in' dinner,

Captain Grateful.

Unbelievable, Nige.

You burnt it.

Judas! Judas!

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