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I didn't want to take candy
from a baby. I came east with $500.
I'm trying to live on 3.50 a day.
You spent 16.80 tonight!
- I splurged. My birthday.
- Birthday?
Also, I bought a dollar cigar.
You bought your own birthday present?
- Why didn't you tell me, Jerry?
- Why?
- You'd have given me one?
- Sure.
Thanks, but I'm not hinting for handouts
Don't say "Go" when signalling "Come".
It's not ladylike.
You haven't been hinting for handouts?
- What?
- You've done it all night.
- Those hints, unhappy, bedbugs, broke.
- Unhappy bedbugs?
Unhappy. Bedbugs. Like if I don't sleep
with you, they'll find you dead.
- Wait, who said that?
- You did.
With the garbage or off a bridge, you're
so lonely. That's the last thing you said.
That might have been campaign oratory,
an approach,
but I haven't done that all night.
First thing you said was "Help me",
on the telephone!
- No. I said I wouldn't say...
- You said "Help me"! I said "Sure"!
I'm not complaining but why
call me names, you want it both ways?
Hey, I say something
to hurt your feelings?
I was griped. I wanted to get back at you.
It's natural.
No, it's just that you're right,
the point you made.
- What point?
- That I ask for handouts.
I never saw it before but it happened
tonight, right under my very nose.
- And if I do...
Back to solitary. There I go again.
If you hate that joint so much
that you don't wanna go back, stay.
I got a couch. You take the bed.
- Stay?
- A good night's sleep, you'll feel better.
OK? Settled.
You mind my sheets?
They're clean and I had a bath.
- No, Gittel, only...
- Only what? You got a lousy bed.
Tomorrow you get some kerosene
and see where they come out of the wall.
Gittel, you're a very sweet girl.
Well... you're a very sweet girl, too.
The john's right over there.
- Get a good night's sleep, you'll...
- Feel better in the morning.
- Gittel.
- What? Still stewing? I've moved already.
After what we talked about, handouts,
don't you think it's weak of me?
What, on your birthday?
Pillow. Pardon me.
- Should I stay, really?
- Don't nudja me. You wanna stay?
So stay.
What the hell! Happy birthday!
You should be in bed, a man of your age!
(phone)
That icebox, you shouldn't have
given it away for nothing.
- Keep on like that and you're gonna...
- Hey, Jerry!
Are you OK?
Fine. Tried a new bridge, the Queensboro.
- Gittel, I walked out on ya.
- Yeah, I noticed.
- Why change your ironclad rule?
- Huh?
Oh, I couldn't resist your dopey hat.
Sure it was just that and not charity?
I was smothered in charity once,
but not again.
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