Two for the Road Page #3
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stopping for lunch.
they try to label you.
Put you in a pigeon hole.
What they don't realise is
that only a pigeon fits
in a pigeon hole.
Marriage is all
they ever think about
and I'm not going to get married
for at least 40 years.
Not that I have anything
against sex.
It's contracts I don't like. Promises
of long service and good conduct.
Are you a virgin?
I thought you were.
I can always tell.
Congratulations.
I was two years
at the University of Chicago.
Studying virgin detection?
Only at night school.
Architecture during the day.
I always thought American women
would be different.
I thought they'd didn't have
inhibitions and it was free love.
No?
But, no.
The nice American girl
may play it cool and modern,
but what she wants
is what her grandmother wanted.
Your head stuffed and hung
on the living room wall.
If you don't want it that way,
you can take yourself elsewhere,
speaking quite generally,
of course.
Of course.
Who was she?
What do you mean?
Her name was Cathy Seligman,
if you must know.
She was selfish, grasping,
Philistine,
materialistic, stubborn,
opinionated.
Lucky for you,
you'll never meet her.
She's now Mrs. Howard Manchester.
I always knew you two
had to meet.
"There's only one drawback,"
Howard said.
"We'll have to go to Greece. "
- Remember saying that, Howie?
- Yes.
"Drawback," Of course
I absolutely flipped.
Howie, come off it.
After landing in London, first
thing was to get in touch with you.
I never thought you newlyweds would
want to travel with us ancients.
We don't care who we travel
with frankly.
Hey, tell me something.
Mommy, do snakes have nipples?
No they don't, Ruthie.
Do they, Howie?
No, they don't.
She's hooked on nature.
It's wonderful you two
were free to come with us.
I know we're all going to be
terrific friends.
Joanna, you know Mark
used to be my favourite beau.
Second favourite.
Favourite.
That was before you came on
the scenario, Howie.
Of course.
- Well, why don't they?
- Why don't who what?
Snakes have nipples.
Because they lay eggs.
Cathy, did you remember to pack
the anti-snake serum?
Good.
Mark, do you remember
David Lewinson?
No, David?
It was Woody Lewinson.
He's become a fine physician
in New York city
and he gave Howie a course
How to inject the serum
subcutaneously and all that.
- We've invested over 50 dollars.
- 60.
60 dollars
in anti-snake equipment.
I sure hope somebody
gets bitten by a snake.
Well, that's my 100 exactly.
Let me see.
Mark, it's you to drive.
We change places
and that's all there is to it.
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