
Two-Bit Waltz
(0.00 / 0 votes)And why is it that you're here?
I saw a sign today that
said "Randy's Donuts...
And why is it that you're here?
Tastiest donuts
you've ever endured."
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I want to die.
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Recently, how have you
been occupying your time?
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I haven't been.
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Breakfast.
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Good morning.
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What is the point of school?
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You really shouldn't smoke.
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You should smoke.
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That's incredibly immature.
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You want a drink?
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It's 6:
30 in the morning.And why is it that you're here?
Oh, God.
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Maude, go to school.
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And don't become a
filthy prostitute.
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And you really shouldn't smoke.
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"Dear Abby..."
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"Dear Abby..."
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"Dear Abby..."
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What are you writing?
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Hi.
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Stop moping.
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I'm not moping.
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You are obviously upset.
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Why would you say that?
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You knew him for a week.
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Oh, God.
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He was an idiot.
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He told me he loved me.
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No, he didn't.
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That's true.
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He knowingly took
your virginity,
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And then said he was
planning on being faithful
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But couldn't promise anything.
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Ugh.
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What are you writing?
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Notes on my novel,
which I know I
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Haven't written yet, but... OK.
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Now, I know you were just
trying to be helpful,
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But that was actually
really, really annoying.
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And I think that
it's not good to...
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Stiff up your lip.
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Now, come on.
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We'll be late for school.
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Right as always, Muffin.
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Don't call me that.
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Let's hang out after
school today, yeah?
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No.
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Why?
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I have a college tutor.
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OK, well, then we'll get all
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Then.
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I have SAT prep.
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OK, well then
we'll talk at lunch.
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Have applications.
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Well, then...
And why is it that you're here?
No.
And why is it that you're here?
I hate you.
And why is it that you're here?
No, you don't.
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