Two-Bit Waltz

And why is it that you're here?

I saw a sign today that

said "Randy's Donuts...

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Tastiest donuts

you've ever endured."

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I want to die.

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Recently, how have you

been occupying your time?

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I haven't been.

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Breakfast.

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Good morning.

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What is the point of school?

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You really shouldn't smoke.

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You should smoke.

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That's incredibly immature.

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You want a drink?

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It's 6:
30 in the morning.

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Oh, God.

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Maude, go to school.

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And don't become a

filthy prostitute.

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And you really shouldn't smoke.

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"Dear Abby..."

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"Dear Abby..."

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"Dear Abby..."

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What are you writing?

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Hi.

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Stop moping.

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I'm not moping.

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You are obviously upset.

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Why would you say that?

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You knew him for a week.

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Oh, God.

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He was an idiot.

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He told me he loved me.

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No, he didn't.

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That's true.

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He knowingly took

your virginity,

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And then said he was

planning on being faithful

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But couldn't promise anything.

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Ugh.

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What are you writing?

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Notes on my novel,

which I know I

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Haven't written yet, but... OK.

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Now, I know you were just

trying to be helpful,

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But that was actually

really, really annoying.

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And I think that

it's not good to...

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Stiff up your lip.

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Now, come on.

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We'll be late for school.

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Right as always, Muffin.

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Don't call me that.

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Let's hang out after

school today, yeah?

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No.

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Why?

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I have a college tutor.

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OK, well, then we'll get all

our girly chatty time in chem

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Then.

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I have SAT prep.

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OK, well then

we'll talk at lunch.

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Have applications.

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Well, then...

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No.

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I hate you.

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No, you don't.

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