Two-Bit Waltz

Synopsis: In the wonderfully dysfunctional tradition of The Royal Tenenbaums, teenage years are always messy... but for Maude, things couldn't seem more tragic. Within one week just prior to her 18th birthday, she is suspended from school, stranded by her best friend, dumped by the boy she "loves", and Granny just died leaving her an enormous amount of money under one condition: Maude must go to college which she does not want to do and her wildly eccentric family is no help at all. Of course... It's a comedy!
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Family
Director(s): Clara Mamet
Production: Monterey Media
 
IMDB:
4.9
R
Year:
2014
81 min
$2,051
Website
18 Views

And why is it that you're here?

I saw a sign today that

said "Randy's Donuts...

And why is it that you're here?

Tastiest donuts

you've ever endured."

And why is it that you're here?

And why is that you're here?

And why is it that you're here?

I want to die.

And why is it that you're here?

Recently, how have you

been occupying your time?

And why is it that you're here?

I haven't been.

And why is it that you're here?

And why is it that you're here?

Breakfast.

And why is it that you're here?

Good morning.

And why is it that you're here?

What is the point of school?

And why is it that you're here?

You really shouldn't smoke.

And why is it that you're here?

You should smoke.

And why is it that you're here?

That's incredibly immature.

And why is it that you're here?

You want a drink?

And why is it that you're here?

It's 6:
30 in the morning.

And why is it that you're here?

Oh, God.

And why is it that you're here?

Maude, go to school.

And why is it that you're here?

And don't become a

filthy prostitute.

And why is it that you're here?

And you really shouldn't smoke.

And why is it that you're here?

And why is it that you're here?

"Dear Abby..."

And why is it that you're here?

"Dear Abby..."

And why is it that you're here?

"Dear Abby..."

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What are you writing?

And why is it that you're here?

And why is it that you're here?

Hi.

And why is it that you're here?

Stop moping.

And why is it that you're here?

I'm not moping.

And why is it that you're here?

You are obviously upset.

And why is it that you're here?

Why would you say that?

And why is it that you're here?

You knew him for a week.

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Oh, God.

And why is it that you're here?

He was an idiot.

And why is it that you're here?

He told me he loved me.

And why is it that you're here?

No, he didn't.

And why is it that you're here?

That's true.

And why is it that you're here?

He knowingly took

your virginity,

And why is it that you're here?

And then said he was

planning on being faithful

And why is it that you're here?

But couldn't promise anything.

And why is it that you're here?

Ugh.

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What are you writing?

And why is it that you're here?

Notes on my novel,

which I know I

And why is it that you're here?

Haven't written yet, but... OK.

And why is it that you're here?

Now, I know you were just

trying to be helpful,

And why is it that you're here?

But that was actually

really, really annoying.

And why is it that you're here?

And I think that

it's not good to...

And why is it that you're here?

Stiff up your lip.

And why is it that you're here?

Now, come on.

And why is it that you're here?

We'll be late for school.

And why is it that you're here?

Right as always, Muffin.

And why is it that you're here?

Don't call me that.

And why is it that you're here?

Let's hang out after

school today, yeah?

And why is it that you're here?

No.

And why is it that you're here?

Why?

And why is it that you're here?

I have a college tutor.

And why is it that you're here?

OK, well, then we'll get all

our girly chatty time in chem

And why is it that you're here?

Then.

And why is it that you're here?

I have SAT prep.

And why is it that you're here?

OK, well then

we'll talk at lunch.

And why is it that you're here?

Have applications.

And why is it that you're here?

Well, then...

And why is it that you're here?

No.

And why is it that you're here?

I hate you.

And why is it that you're here?

No, you don't.

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Clara Mamet

Clara Mamet (born September 29, 1994) is an American actress and musician best known for her role as Amber Weaver in the ABC television comedy The Neighbors. more…

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