Twisted Seduction Page #3

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Are you not anxious to find out

what we've got planned for today?

Do you really think that

this is going to work?

Do you really think that

meaningful relationships are created out of

someone forcing you to like you

or forcing someone to be with you.

Is meeting drunk men in bars any better?

The same men that would feed you

with lies and deception

and do anything to sleep with you?

Is that really a better option?

Certainly better than this.

You keep telling yourself that.

Really, I'm doing you a favour.

Do you really think that you're gonna meet

someone when you sat at home

eating Chinese food by yourself?

Or making fake trips to Europe?

You have a better chance

at winning the lottery.

Besides,

even if you do meet someone,

what are the chances

that you're going to be a match,

compatible on all levels:

mentally, physically,

sexually, emotionally,

in 78 different

personality dimensions

that are crucial for two people

to be compatible for a lifetime?

Maybe I don't want a man right now.

Maybe I'm perfectly happy living alone

and having a successful career.

You keep telling yourself that.

We both know it's not true.

Otherwise

you wouldn't be so miserable.

F*** you.

At least now we're having a conversation.

Fantastic.

What are you doing?

Right. Now we have breakfast.

I made this shirt for you by the way.

I hope you'll like it.

I trust you can feed yourself today.

Try not spitting food out this time, huh?

How is your breakfast?

It's disgusting.

It's impossible!

I'm a great cook.

Then why do you ask?

Just fishing for a compliment.

Keep fishing.

I know that you're greatly

skilled in the kitchen.

Why don't you cook for me?

Why don't you go

f*** yourself?

If you cook for me first,

then I'll f*** myself.

- Can you pass the pepper, please?

- No.

- The salt?

- No.

- Anything at all?

- No.

- Why not?

- Because I don't like you.

You know,

I could just grab it myself.

Then why don't you do that?

Thank you.

Damn it!

Only a f***ing idiot like you

would be careless enough to knock over my drink.

As if I don't have enough sh*t to deal with

you can't be careful enough

not to knock juice all over my plate.

Sorry about that.

How f***ing unbalanced are you?

Damn it!

Only a f***ing idiot like you

would be careless enough to knock over my drink.

As if I don't have enough sh*t to deal with

you can't be careful enough

not to spill juice over me.

Here.

You can have mine.

And I'll be back later on

with some more fun dating activities

such as being hit over the head with a golf club

food spat in my face, juice spilling,

you know, that kind of stuff.

Them books over there that you threw

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