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to the security of this nation

that Rick Tyler be silenced.

I can't tell you any more

but know this position

is unanimous across command

and goes right to the very top.

Do you read me?

In triplicate, sir.

He should have died in that massacre.

But if you want a clusterfuck,

send in the Marines.

I don't understand, sir.

What's not to understand, Commander?

We framed Rick Tyler.

They say only

the pure of heart sleep well.

Relax.

It's a cocktail

of vitamins and antibiotics.

It's cheating, I know, but I want you

to give Level 2 your best shot.

How do you feel?

Water.

Decapitation, self-surgery,

that thing with the arrow -

Game 177, so far, so amazing.

The audience like you.

No-one's retired

this many shooters before.

You've even been voted a classic-kill

and you're not even halfway through.

You haven't seen anything yet.

Really?

When I get Llewyn on the next level,

make sure all cameras are pointed at us.

Ramrod.

What is it with you two'?

Wait and see.

Tonight,

following the News At Ten,

a special report.

World War Africa -

a continent in meltdown...

"with the President..."

The Libyan dictator

must be removed.

...her allies...

I fully support my American counterpart

in our joint endeavors in Africa.

The Libyan dictator...

and the consequences.

That's tonight,

after the News At Ten.

But now,

what you've all been waiting for...

Real criminals, real life, real time!

You're watching smash hit event TV,

coming at you right here, right now,

wherever you are!

Turkey Shoot!

It's live... with death.

Now let's give it up

for your hosts... Tom and Teena!

- I'm Teena Fine.

- And I'm Tom Faye.

Welcome to Turkey Shoot.

Teena, Turkey 177-an army of one.

You're not kidding, Tom.

Ex-Navy SEAL Rick Tyler...

Currently serving life

plus a thousand for war crimes

and playing for his freedom...

"has embarrassed the best shooter

in the game to progress to Level 2!"

I'm betting our Marine

will have a new respect for SEAL skills

after Level 1, folks.

And the bearded beast,

also no match for Turkey Tyler.

Ditto Alpha.

He sure got an unexpected headjob.

And the deadly and beautiful Kintay,

a victim of friendly fire.

So, now only Ramrod to the next level.

Where he'll be joined by more shooters,

as voted by our viewers worldwide.

Yes, Teena,

the count's done, the results tallied,

as smartphone voted by you!

Individual territory charges applicable.

Meet the shooters for Level 2.

Greater Europe's gone Viking

with Haakon.

- My, my, that's a big one.

- Haakon! Haakon!

Haakon!

This guy is a lethal weapon.

Australasia flips for Killshot.

She puts the 'hun' into machinegun.

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