Turbo Kid Page #3

you know?

Run! Run! Run!

As you may know,

the situation is critical.

Our defence grid has been breached.

We have reached maximum casualty level.

This is it soldier.

We have to hit these damn

machines with everything we've got.

You are our last hope.

Turbo Rider.

The fate of our future

is in your hand.

Where is she?

I'm coming, Apple.

My beloved followers, we have a very

special guest with us here this evening.

May I introduce Frederick,

the one-handed arm wrestler.

Now, Frederick wishes to be reunited

with his loving brother.

We all know how generous of spirit I am,

and I'm going to grant him his wish.

I bet you're wondering

what this contraption is, hmm?

You like science? I absolutely love it.

For example, do you know how much water

there is in the average human body?

Your blood is 83% water,

your muscle tissue, 75%.

The gristle and cartilage

around your bones, 55%.

The bones themselves, 25%.

And your noggin up here,

the old grey matter is 90% water.

Which brings the grand total

to ten precious gallons of H2O.

Ten gallons, which this machine

is designed to extract.

- I hope you choke on it, you mother f***er!

- Ah, ha-ha.

My beloved followers, who keeps you safe?

Zeus!

Who quenches your thirst?

Zeus!

And who keeps you bloody entertained?

Zeus!

You see?

I'm not nearly as despicable as you think.

- Let the juicing begin.

- No!

I beg your pardon,

did somebody say something?

Did somebody say something?

Release the girl!

And who exactly are you supposed to be?

I'm a super hero.

And what exactly is your super power?

I said, what is your super power?

This.

Oh, come on, son. Give it your best shot.

Well, that's rather disappointing, isn't it?

Into the pool with him!

In the pool!

Whoa! Oh!

I'm so happy to see you.

Oh, I, uh, I brought you something.

I brought this back for you.

You're the best.

A reunion, how sweet.

You know, I'm real happy for you kids, I am.

But unless we all want to end up in that giant

f***ing blender over there, we need a plan.

OK so listen up. I'm going to take

the fat one,

he might be strong, but he'll be slow.

You take the big guy.

Yeah, you're going to have to surprise him.

You two take the ugly one, OK?

What's the matter, kid, huh?

Are you scared?

- Yeah.

- Fear is good, use it as a weapon. Yeah?

Now, girl what is that thing, a dwarf?

No, that's my gnome stick!

OK, whatever.

I want you to swing it as hard

as you can at that mother f***er's face.

- Yeah?

- Sir, yes sir!

Huh?

Feel the wrath of Mr Gnome.

Can you feel it?

The wrath of Mr Gnome!

I guess that was our cue.

You fat f***, you're fast.

Apple.

Not so fast now are you, fat f***?

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