Tully Page #4

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At least everyone

we know does it.

It's just like a regular nanny,

except they come at night.

You know, they stay over

for a few weeks, or a month,

and they take care

of the baby at night,

so Mom and Dad can get

some sleep. It's no big deal.

What? Does she breastfeed?

No, she doesn't breastfeed

your ba...

(CHUCKLES):

This is not feudal China.

No. She wakes you up,

so you... can, you know,

do the...

- Don't do that.

- breastfeeding,

and then you pass off the baby,

and go to sleep

when you're done.

Everybody wins.

I don't want a stranger

in my house

bonding with my newborn

every night.

That's like a Lifetime movie,

where the nanny tries

to kill the family

and the mom survives

and she has to walk

- with a cane at the end.

- Right.

Well, we had a night nanny.

I don't remember that.

The reason you

don't remember it is because...

she only came at night.

They're like ninjas...

they sneak in and out.

You barely even know

they're there.

Elyse said she was great.

Craig, please tell me

you didn't hire me

one of those people.

Oh, my God, you did.

Okay, Marlo...

you have a lot going on.

I know this kid

wasn't... planned.

And yes, yes,

it's the greatest thing

that's ever happened... he's

a miracle straight from Heaven,

blah, blah, blah, blah.

But...

I don't want

what happened last time.

Don't do that.

- Hey. I love you.

- No, seriously,

- you're being an a**hole. Stop.

- Drew needs to focus

on his protostructures,

and you need to be happy...

especially for Jonah.

I-I see the way

you're looking at me.

I know you think

this is just some...

bougie thing that

only rich a**holes do.

And maybe it is, okay? Maybe.

But don't forget,

I wasn't always a rich a**hole.

I grew up in that same

shitty house as you did,

- same shitty parents,

- Oh, my...

same sh*t-brown Buick,

and I'm telling you, Marlo...

Yes.

...get over yourself.

Call her.

She comes highly recommended.

MARLO:
You can't just outsource

your entire life.

(CHUCKLES):

Sounds pretty ideal to me.

You don't have to wake up

five times a night or whatever.

You don't even wake up anyway.

Well, I don't have b*obs.

Not yet.

It's not like

I could do anything.

It's fine.

It is.

You have a big year.

(GAS PUMP CLICKING)

You know, I've got

a couple of trips coming up.

You-you think

you're gonna be okay?

- Honey?

- Hmm? What?

Where'd you go?

Did you say something?

(GAS PUMP STOPS CLICKING)

(LOW WHOOSHING)

(LOW WHOOSHING

SLOWLY GROWING LOUDER)

(BURBLING)

(WHOOSHING GROWING LOUDER)

(WHOOSHING GROWING LOUDER)

(WHOOSHING STOPS ABRUPTLY)

Hi, uh, we're here

to have this baby.

(MONITOR BEEPING RHYTHMICALLY)

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