Tropic Thunder

Alpa Chino!

We're loaded

I love the pussy, hell, yeah

I love the pussy, hell, yeah

I love that pussy

dripping down to the floor, oh, no

The wettest pussy, hell, yeah

I love the pussy, hell, yeah

I'm drinking up

your Booty Sweat and busting a nut

Alpa Chino got that pussy control

Alpa Chino's Booty Sweat.

Pop an ass open!

Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut bars

available at concessions now.

In 2013, when the Earth's rotation

came to a halt...

The President has declared

all of North America a disaster area.

I call on my fellow Americans

to come together...

... the world called on the one man

who could make a difference.

When it happened again,

the world called on him once more.

And no one saw it coming

three more times!

Now,

the one man who made a difference

five times before,

is about to make a difference again.

Only this time, it's different.

Who left the fridge open?

Tugg Speedman.

Scorcher Vl:
Global Meltdown.

Here we go again.

Again.

Will there be anything else?

Yes, my dear man. More beans.

Granny!

Please!

This summer,

America's favorite obese family is back.

Gross!

- You're just mad 'cause I'm skinny.

- Am not!

Jeff Portnoy.

Jeff Portnoy.

Jeff Portnoy.

And Jeff Portnoy are

The Fatties:
Fart Two.

In some countries,

it's considered a compliment.

Letting loose this summer.

In a time where to be different

was to be condemned,

and to be condemned was to die,

one man chose to question his God.

From Fox Searchlight,

five-time Academy Award winner

Kirk Lazarus

and MTV Movie Award

Best Kiss winner Tobey Maguire.

Winner of the Beijing Film Festival's

coveted Crying Monkey Award,

Satan's Alley.

I've been a bad, bad boy, Father.

In the winter of 1969,

an elite force of the U.S. Army

was sent on a top-secret assignment

in southeast Vietnam.

The objective,

rescue Sergeant Four Leaf Tayback

from a heavily guarded

NVA Prison Camp.

The mission was considered

to be near suicide.

Of the 10 men sent, four returned.

Of those four, three wrote books

about what happened.

Of those three, two were published.

Of those two, just one got a movie deal.

This is the story of the men

who attempted to make that movie.

Whiskey Fire Old Snake

requests an LZ prep

at Alpha-Delta-two-four-eight-niner,

over.

Floyd, this is lead. Right echelon

approach from RP to LZ, acknowledge.

Floyd, Wall-Eye airborne.

Welcome aboard.

All right, lead's going in.

Give her some cover.

Delivery on five.

I repeat, delivery on five.

This is Zero-Three.

I'm on your six, don't worry.

Chalk-Three's taking fire.

Guns right, guns right.

Lay that shit down!

Come on!

Come on, you damn dirty heathens!

Fats! Run your motherfucking ass

over there,

hold these men off, now!

We're fixing to lift off!

Put some pep in your step, dick!

Jelly-ass bitch!

Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye,

this is Boomer One-Seven in the Zee!

I need fast movers

on my Yankee Smoke, copy?

Boomer, this is Wall-Eye.

I got two-Alpha-four

- snake and nape on the ready!

- Oh, Jesus! Holy shit!

Holy shit!

Get on that horn

and get some firepower, boy!

Jesus Christ!

Listen, you cherry f*ck,

you call in that snake and nape

and get us some boom-boom now!

I'd do it myself

but I'm kind of goddamn busy!

I need an answer, Boomer!

Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye!

I copy!

We got beaucoup zips in the zee.

Rock and roll!

What the f*ck?

That's for Brooklyn, motherfucker!

I think I can put it back in!

We got to get back to the bird.

Lukemeyer's got popped!

This is the last Christmas

I spend with Victor Charlie up my ass!

Want some? Get some!

Hey, yo, Fats! I ain't seen Four Leaf!

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