
Tropic Thunder
Alpa Chino!
We're loaded
I love the pussy, hell, yeah
I love the pussy, hell, yeah
I love that pussy
dripping down to the floor, oh, no
The wettest pussy, hell, yeah
I love the pussy, hell, yeah
I'm drinking up
your Booty Sweat and busting a nut
Alpa Chino got that pussy control
Alpa Chino's Booty Sweat.
Pop an ass open!
Booty Sweat and Bust-A-Nut bars
available at concessions now.
In 2013, when the Earth's rotation
came to a halt...
The President has declared
all of North America a disaster area.
I call on my fellow Americans
to come together...
... the world called on the one man
who could make a difference.
When it happened again,
the world called on him once more.
And no one saw it coming
three more times!
Now,
the one man who made a difference
five times before,
is about to make a difference again.
Only this time, it's different.
Who left the fridge open?
Tugg Speedman.
Scorcher Vl:
Global Meltdown.Here we go again.
Again.
Yes, my dear man. More beans.
Granny!
Please!
This summer,
America's favorite obese family is back.
Gross!
- You're just mad 'cause I'm skinny.
- Am not!
Jeff Portnoy.
Jeff Portnoy.
Jeff Portnoy.
And Jeff Portnoy are
The Fatties:
Fart Two.In some countries,
it's considered a compliment.
Letting loose this summer.
In a time where to be different
was to be condemned,
and to be condemned was to die,
one man chose to question his God.
From Fox Searchlight,
five-time Academy Award winner
Kirk Lazarus
Best Kiss winner Tobey Maguire.
Winner of the Beijing Film Festival's
Satan's Alley.
I've been a bad, bad boy, Father.
In the winter of 1969,
an elite force of the U.S. Army
was sent on a top-secret assignment
in southeast Vietnam.
The objective,
rescue Sergeant Four Leaf Tayback
from a heavily guarded
NVA Prison Camp.
The mission was considered
to be near suicide.
Of the 10 men sent, four returned.
Of those four, three wrote books
about what happened.
Of those three, two were published.
Of those two, just one got a movie deal.
This is the story of the men
who attempted to make that movie.
Whiskey Fire Old Snake
requests an LZ prep
at Alpha-Delta-two-four-eight-niner,
over.
Floyd, this is lead. Right echelon
approach from RP to LZ, acknowledge.
Floyd, Wall-Eye airborne.
Welcome aboard.
All right, lead's going in.
Give her some cover.
Delivery on five.
I repeat, delivery on five.
This is Zero-Three.
I'm on your six, don't worry.
Chalk-Three's taking fire.
Guns right, guns right.
Lay that shit down!
Come on!
Come on, you damn dirty heathens!
Fats! Run your motherfucking ass
over there,
hold these men off, now!
We're fixing to lift off!
Put some pep in your step, dick!
Jelly-ass bitch!
Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye,
this is Boomer One-Seven in the Zee!
I need fast movers
on my Yankee Smoke, copy?
Boomer, this is Wall-Eye.
I got two-Alpha-four
- snake and nape on the ready!
- Oh, Jesus! Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Get on that horn
and get some firepower, boy!
Jesus Christ!
Listen, you cherry f*ck,
you call in that snake and nape
and get us some boom-boom now!
I'd do it myself
but I'm kind of goddamn busy!
I need an answer, Boomer!
Wall-Eye, Wall-Eye!
I copy!
We got beaucoup zips in the zee.
Rock and roll!
What the f*ck?
That's for Brooklyn, motherfucker!
I think I can put it back in!
We got to get back to the bird.
Lukemeyer's got popped!
This is the last Christmas
I spend with Victor Charlie up my ass!
Want some? Get some!
Hey, yo, Fats! I ain't seen Four Leaf!
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