Trick: The Movie Page #4

I am not asking such a thing to you.

Then, what are you asking?

Stop it.

You always argue like this.

I'll take a leak, too.

Damn Usui...

Nitsuke

A cooking method where the ingredient

is simmered and to make the flavor

settle completely.

Return my Nitsuke Dish.

You are so cheap as always.

Don't push, don't push...

What's up?

What's the matter?

Is he dead?

Call police immediately.

You are the police, aren't you?

I'm not police.

I'm an Elite Carrier Police Officer.

Hold right there.

What is it?

TO I RE TSU MA RU

Toilet Bowl got stuck

Must be a dying message.

Dying message?

Ueda, you are good at this, aren't you?

Give us your Predictive

Deduction from this.

Look. Toilet papers are

stuck in a toilet bowl.

Usui asked us to flush this

out of his embarrassment.

No way to find such a stupid person.

Wait a moment.

He might be pointing

the buried treasure with this message.

What?

TOIRE TSUMARU:

What it means is

A Treasure is stuck in a

toilet bowl somewhere.

A buried treasure...

in a toilet bowl...

All we must do is to

check toilet bowls nationwide.

Asian Old Style Toilet

The porcelain hole in the floor that you squat over like you are in the woods doing your business.

Not necessarily so.

We can eliminate

modern flushing toilets.

I see.

But nationwide means tough.

You can depend upon the

Ministry of National Transportation

I can instruct General Contractors

and have them check toilets under

" Nationwide Movement for Flushing Toilets"

Police Department can offer help, too.

I can form investigation teams

nationwide, with surplus personnels.

What about money?

Ministry of Finance can finance all.

I will create an Economy Stimulus Budget.

I can convince Prime Minister with no time.

Once the treasure is found,...

Do you remember?

Our dream from the dormitory days...

Buy out The Uninhabited Island and

make it into a paradise for this elite group.

And we name it " Aka Mon Tou Island"

Akamon

is a symbol of

Tokyo University

that produces many

Elite Bureaucrats.

Ahh... tropical juice...

Sunset Cruise...

Shocking tiny G-string bikinis...

Going Across the Mountains

and Valleys... Yahoo! Yahoo!

The government has decided to convert all old style toilets to flushing toilets nationwide as part of Economy Stimulus Package.

The government is proposing 3,000,000,000,000 yen

budget for this project, " Nationwide Movement for Flushing Toilets"

I had arranged the song.

Watch the road.

From here, we go into

Itofushi Mura Village.

Will you lower your head so that

no villagers will see you?

It's dangerous. Watch the road.

I know, I know.

Welcome To

ITO FUSHI MURA:

(Village)

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