
Trevor Noah: Afraid of the Dark
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- 2017
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Wow.
Wow.
Oh, wow.
What's happening, New York?
Yeah!
Oh, this is amazing.
Thank you for coming out.
We're gonna have fun tonight.
Welcome to it, people.
This is us. Can I tell you for a second?
This has been my dream
since I started stand-up comedy,
doing a special in New York City.
This is it!
This is it. New York, New York!
Yeah! New York!
I'm walking over here!
That was all I thought New York was
before I came here.
I just thought it was a city of people
almost getting run over.
Just everyone walking into the street,
a taxi rolling up, slamming the hood,
"I'm walking over here!
What's wrong with you?
You want some coffee?"
I don't even know what that meant.
All I knew was one day,
I was gonna go to New York City.
And I, too, was going to almost
get run over by a car.
I had a dream and I set out.
And it's a lot harder than it seems.
In the movies, they make it look simple.
They make it look like you run out,
the car almost hits you,
you do that thing-- "Hey!"
Slam the hood and then move on.
But it's not that easy.
It's all about timing.
It's all about timing.
You have to get out at the exact same time
that the taxi is there,
so it stops, so you can hit the hood.
If you don't have the guts
and you come out too late, the car's gone.
It's a waste of everyone's time.
You just look like a mad person now.
You're just like...
"Hey!
I'm walking over here!"
If you come out at the exact time
as the car,
then you just get run over.
That's just pointless.
You know, it's like, "Hey--"
"Hey, he was walking over here.
What's wrong with you?"
The worst one is when you come out
too early.
Because that's just awkward
for everyone involved.
Because you come out
and then the car stops,
but you can't reach the hood.
So it's like, "Hey!"
"Come here.
No. Come closer, please.
I want to tell you a secret. Come here.
No, I'm from Africa. I have a dream.
Please come closer. I just--
I just want you--
I'm walking over here."
I love the city. Are you kidding me?
New York!
My dream was to come out here.
Soon as I got here,
I was like, "This is it!"
There's an energy in the city
that exists nowhere in the world.
New York, New York!
Love it, everything about it.
You know what fascinates me
about New York...
is how much people trust
the traffic lights.
I have never seen anything like it.
You must remember,
I come from an African country.
And all over Africa,
we have traffic lights.
But we don't use them.
All right?
It's less of a command
and more of a suggestion.
It's not "Stop!" It's "Stop?"
It's almost like
an African traveled the world,
saw that other people have traffic lights
and then just brought them back,
but didn't know what they were for.
The guy was like,
"Guys, guys, guys.
We need to get traffic lights. Ah?"
People were like, "What for?"
"It's for the intersection.
It adds atmosphere."
No one actually knew what it was about.
We don't care about the lights,
and we don't trust the lights.
But in New York-- I've never seen it--
people trust that light with their lives.
I was walking in the streets one day.
I was walking next to this man.
We're standing there on the sidewalk,
and the light changes in our favor.
And I looked to the side,
and there was this truck
that is barreling down the road.
And I'm looking at the truck.
And as soon as the light changes,
the guy next to me,
he steps out into the road.
Instinctively,
I stuck my hand out to protect him.
I was like, "Yo, dude, there's a truck."
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