Transformers: The Last Knight Page #5

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Sqweeks!

Next time, ease

on the brakes!

That's the way I roll.

I like to make a statement

when I arrive.

Well, you're getting dust

all over the campus!

This ain't no campus.

It's a junkyard!

Come on, hustle.

Andale, andale!

Jimmy!

Hey, don't take

any aggression out on me.

Damn it, grimlock!

We're guests here!

You got in

some sh*t, huh?

Yeah, neck deep!

Cade, that's what you get

for taking the yellow bugger.

You need a leader out

there... like me.

Shut up.

Before I do some damage

you won't walk away from.

You will never

be optimus prime.

You talk too much.

Come on, man.

Million-year-old

legendary warrior

and you act like

a bunch of junkyard dogs!

You're starting

to piss me off!

Ay, chihuahua!

Come back here,

grimlock!

Turn around.

What do you got

in your mouth?

I swear,

i am wasting my time

protecting you.

Drop the cruiser right now!

I know you got

chief sherman's cruiser.

Drop it!

Serves you right.

Spit it out! Spit it!

Wow!

Don't eat cars.

Don't eat cars.

You get back in your hole

and think about what you did.

It's like

the Macy's Thanksgiving day

parade out here, Jimmy j.

You hired me from a want ad

in the Dakota penny ledger.

Think that comes

with a superpower?

That is a dinosaur!

An alien dinosaur!

That was not in the ad!

It tried to eat me

yesterday.

You want to go to

federal prison?

No, no, I don't want

to go to any prison.

Well, that's where

you're gonna go, okay?

'Cause you're aiding

and abetting.

I'm a fugitive, all right?

I'm the big boss,

you're my little crimey.

When you leave,

it becomes

the wild kingdom out here.

I don't know what to do.

I told you,

this is a junkyard.

They blend in

with other junk.

That's it.

You hired me to be

senior vice president

of worldwide operations.

Did I tell you that?

Yes, that's what you said.

I made that sh*t up.

Do not take this title away

from me, Cade.

This is not a startup, okay?

I don't do this sh*t

for money.

It's for the higher cause.

You don't do

this sh*t for the money?

What's wrong with you?

How you gonna eat?

What's he doing here?

Ugh! Here comes the

most irritating, annoying

transformer on earth.

Should I frag him?

What did he give you

to get past the gate?

Nothing!

Hey, Cade.

He gave him this.

I've never seen that

before in my life.

Come on, say it!

You wanted

the alien blaster.

You said a big gun

makes a big man.

Hey, you know human beings

lose their temper, right?

Don't you dare!

Hey, hey!

Come here!

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