Transformers: Dark of the Moon Page #4

him to an ivy college for?

Three months out of school

and he can't find a job.

- Mr. Matsu-piece-u.

- Mr. Matsu

- Masi... Moto

- Masu Moto.

- Martha, can I call you Martha?

- No you may not.

Okay.

Jack, there's two type of people in this world.

There's thinkers and there's doers.

There's winners, there's

dreamers and there's buds.

What about, some witnesses.

You have a very trustworthy face.

You remind of like a...

an Asian Colonel Sanders.

A man I can trust.

It's a millennial, you know like

some kind of lost generation.

Why was the FBI looking for you?

The what?

Yeah, FBI getting a flag there.

Did you ever have any craziness

when you were fourteen.

They were very kind to me,

found me in a jiffy.

Uh, and that's all been expunged.

Wound up getting a medal, actually.

Just saying. It's always good to have

a medal guy in the office, with a medal.

- From Obama?

- Yeah.

In this office, we're mostly republicans.

Soo.

- I'm not feeling to good.

- No.

- No.

- Why don't you get a little dipping tray.

And dip the dog in the pepto,

that's the solution.

Pow, I got another one,

we gotta go, come on.

Really?

Sit.

Got a nice cell from this.

Sam Witwicky, recent college graduate.

Previous experience next to zero.

Yet, he has a recommend letter from our board.

W.T.F. to that.

Do I know somebody on your board?

Here's the deal, we know who we are.

Accuretta systems is called

the leader in telecom.

Aerospace, 17 billion in profit last year.

We contract for DOP, NASA, JPL you name it.

You can find here doors open for you.

And what, first job out of

college is critical, Kid.

You either take a step

down the correct career path.

Oh you fall into a life sucking abyss.

- Mmm Hmm.

- So.

It all depends on how you

respond to my next two words.

Impress me.

Now?

Impress me.

You catch me off guard, I...

Impress me.

I'm an open book,

ask me any question you like.

- So you're a go getter ramrod.

- Yes sir.

Take charge kind of guy.

I'm a killer, a stone cold killer.

So, take charge guy.

Take charge, Viking, barbarian.

Of course, it's me.

Pow! I'm here.

We are not looking for that here.

No brown nosing, no suck up.

No toolery, I...

Yes, Mr. Brazos.

Um, why is Chantal using what appears to be,

...a red cup from the red floor?

- When we are on the yellow floor.

- I'm on it.

It is a visual and therefore

a visceral betrayal.

Stop it.

Such a dumb ass.

Disgusting.

Thank you.

It's a total anarchy around here.

The uh, email I read said

administrative aid.

Nope, mail room.

I'm going to go.

Uh, do you have any idea how many Ivy league,

- Phi Beta Kappas would kill...

- Mister I saved your life twice.

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