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or, you know, you got a boyfriend?

I live with a Ricky.

What's a Ricky?

I had a lizard named Ricky once.

Sounds about right.

Come on, you'll be done

when it's done.

Who do you think lives out here?

Rich people.

So, how much do you think

these houses cost?

- Why? You in the market?

- Oh, no.

What about, uh, Sacramento?

You ever been there?

No, thank God.

There's a job opening there.

'Cause I'm a chef, you know?

At a nice restaurant in the city.

You know what

"farm to table" is, right?

I'm more of a cook, I guess.

Okay, sure, whatever,

but you don't have to leave New York.

Yeah, I know, but...

my living situation's not great.

Fine, but there's restaurants everywhere.

That's true.

So what about you? What do you do?

- I'm recently unemployed.

- Oh, really?

What did you do?

I... I was a bartender.

But I made...

I made, like, fancy cocktails.

That's cool. I got this friend Lev

that I went to high school with,

he... he's a bar-back in the city

at this bar and he's just like...

His favorite drink to make

is, like, these egg whites...

Look, I wasn't a bartender, okay?

I worked in a strip club.

All right. Okay.

I bet you were successful

at that, you know.

- What the f***'s that supposed to mean?

- Nothing, just 'cause...

You're pretty and you're smart, and...

Well, I wasn't.

And I was only a waitress, okay?

I didn't strip or work the back.

- All right.

- I'm serious. I don't sleep around.

- What, you don't believe me?

- I believe you.

- Guess how many guys I've slept with.

- It doesn't matter...

- No, no. Guess.

- I'm not guessing, that's stupid.

- I'm not gonna guess.

- Seven.

- Okay.

- It's not a lot.

It's not a lot.

I probably would've said higher.

Oh, so you're saying

I look like a whore now?

No! I just...

I just... I wouldn't even think

you were a whore

if you slept with, like, a hundred guys.

Yeah, exactly.

- Who are you to judge me?

- I'm not judging you.

That's why I don't wanna guess.

We're lost.

- Uh, we shouldn't be.

- No, I've seen that house before.

I don't know. Maybe you were here

when you were a kid.

You know, if that was the right left,

then this is Maryasis.

If they put up a f***in' street sign

we'd be able to tell.

- Hey, what are you doing?

- Looking for an address.

No, no, you can't do this,

it's a federal crime.

Yeah, well, I got an accomplice.

Look, it is the right street.

Put it away.

Can I help you?

- Hey. Um, do you live here?

- I do not.

- Neither do we.

- No.

You don't look much like the Kutikoffs.

The Kutiko... Yeah, uh...

We're supposed to just, you know...

- They're... We're just...

- We're just a little lost.

- We're just a little lost.

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