Toy Story 2 Page #6

All right! All right! Next tape!

Hey, w-wait.

What happened? What happens next?

- Come on! Let's see the next episode!

- [ Pete ] That's it.

- What?

- The show was canceled after that.

Wait. What about the gold mine and the

cute little critters and the dynamite?

That was a great show!

I mean, why cancel it?

Two words:
Sput-nik.

Once the astronauts went up, children

only wanted to play with space toys.

I know how that feels.

But still, my own show.

- I mean, look at all this stuff!.

- [ Jessie ]Didn't you know?

Why, you're valuable property!

I wish the guys could see this.

Hey-howdy-hey. That's me.

I'm on a yo-yo.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, hey. Nice teeth.

And yet, still a good-lookin' guy.

Oh, it's a bank! Cool.

Wh-What do you do?

You push the hat, and out co--

Oh, out come bubbles. Clever.

Oh, wow. Hey, what's this thing do?

[ Laughing ] I get it.

"There's a snake in my boot."

Oh, hey, Bullseye.

Go long! Go long! Whoo!

- ~~ [ Distorted Instrumental ]

- A record player!

- I haven't seen one of these in ages.

- ~~ [ Fast-speed Yodeling ]

- ~~ [ Singing Slows ]

- Okay, now. Slow.

- ~~ [ Extra-slow Singing ]

- Oh, that's funny, Bullseye.

Hop on, cowgirl! Think fast!

[ Jessie Gasps ] Oh.

- Not bad.

- ~It's time for Woody's Roundup~

- Whee!

- [ Distorted ]~He's the very best~

[ Fast-speed ]~He's the rootin'-est

tootin'-est cowboy--~~

Look at us!

We're a complete set!

- Now it's on to the museum.

- Museum?

- [ Record Scratching ]

- [ Jessie Screaming ]

- What museum?

- The museum.

We're being sold

to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo.

- That's in Japan!

-Japan? No, no, no, no, no.

I can't go to Japan.

[ Chuckles ]

What do you mean?

I got to get back home to

my owner, Andy. Hey, look, look. See?

- [ Gasps ] He still has an owner.

- Oh, my goodness.

[ Hyperventilating ] No. Can't go.

-I can't do storage again. I just can't!

-Jessie. Jessie.

- I won't go back in the dark!

- What's the matter?

What's wrong with her?

- Well, we've been in storage

for a long time waiting for you.

- [ Continues Hyperventilating ]

- Why me?

- The museum's only interested

in the collection...

if you're in it, Woody.

Without you, we go back into storage.

- It's that simple.

- It's not fair!

How can you do this to us?

Hey, look. I'm sorry,

but this is all a big mistake.

- You see, I was in this yard sale--

- Yard sale?

Why were you in a yard sale

if you have an owner?

Well, I wasn't supposed to be there.

I was trying to save another toy when--

Was it because you're damaged?

Hmm? Did this Andy break you?

Yeah, but-- No, no, no, no, no!

It was-- It was an accident.

- I mean--

- Sounds like he really loves you.

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