Toy Story Page #5

The words "You're welcome" scroll across Mr. Spell's display

screen as he speaks.

MR. SPELL

You're welcome.

WOODY:

Ok, uh...oh yes. One minor note

here...

(under his breath)

Andy's birthday party's been moved

to today.

(full voice)

Next we have --

The toys all PANIC.

REX:

What?! Whadda ya mean, the party's

today?! His birthday's not 'til

next week!!

HAMM:

What's going on down there? Is Mom

losing her marbles?!

WOODY:

Well, obviously she wanted to have

the party before the move. I'm not

worried. You shouldn't be worried.

MR. POTATO HEAD

Of course Woody ain't worried!

He's been Andy's favorite since

kindergarten!

SLINKY:

Hey, hey! Come on, Potato Head!

If Woody says it's all right, then,

well, darnit, it's good enough for

me. Woody has never steered us

wrong before.

While Slinky speaks, Potato Head takes off his mouth and

mimes kissing his own butt.

WOODY:

C'mon, guys! Every Christmas and

birthday we go through this.

REX:

But what if Andy gets another

dinosaur? A mean one? I just

don't think I can take that kind of

rejection.

WOODY:

Hey, listen, no one's getting

replaced. This is Andy we're

talking about.

Woody steps down from the podium and walks towards the crowd.

WOODY:

(continued)

It doesn't matter how much we're

played with. What matters is that

we're here for Andy when he needs

us. That's what we're made for.

Right?

Everyone is now looking down, sheepish.

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