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Yeah, um,

it adds an extra crunch.

I like it.

And your brain likes it, too.

I would like to propose a toast.

Um... to, um...

welcoming Robin into our home

and into our family.

Thank you. Cheers.

Jesus!

Are you okay?

Uh, I'm fine...

Um, could you grab me

a paper towel?

Y-Yeah.

Ahh.

I'm sorry.

Yikes.

Yeah, it's pretty deep.

Thank you. I'm sorry.

Mm.

It's never been this exciting.

Are you okay?

Hey! Jesus Christ,

you scared me!

You can't be here right now.

Wait, why not?

My dad's here.

He's never here on Tuesdays.

Well, now, she's here

and that's changed.

Well, that sucks.

Didn't you see the cars?

We have talked about this.

Oh, come on,

you know we're

more than friends.

How's that?

I can tell by the way

you look at me.

Look, they won't

hear anything, all right?

I mean, they're probably

going at it right now.

And you want to do it

in sync with them? Eww.

Besides, I don't... I don't

want to think of him that way.

Like, with another woman?

No. No, I mean,

no one wants to think

of their dad doing anything.

The seeds were stupid.

I should have asked

before putting them on.

No, you know

that's just not true.

She really liked them.

But it's my first night here,

and I'm messing with her food.

Not good.

I know I'm not their mom.

Kellie's obviously fine...

but... Abby...

Abby is so young.

There's so much

to protect her from.

What happened?

Someone slammed the window! Hey.

What? No one slammed

the window, it just fell.

Listen, I'll fix it later. It's

too cold to have it open right...

What is he doing here?

Getting me grounded.

I don't know what I was

thinking. I just...

Are you really gonna

be grounded?

Please, he's wrapped

around my finger.

Well, pretty soon he'll be

wrapped around your step-mom's.

She's not my step-mom.

Not yet.

You gotta cut that out.

I'm not tired.

I've heard that one before.

You know, I can lay here

with you, if you want.

Did Dad give you that?

Why doesn't Daddy

talk about how she died?

Well, um...

it's not very fun to talk about.

Mommy wasn't...

It wasn't a good time

for Daddy and Mommy.

But all you need to know

is that she loved you very much.

Here, lay on your stomach. I'll show

you how she used to put me to sleep.

Okay...

The itsy bitsy spider

Went up the water spout

Down came the rain

And washed

the spider out

Out came the sun

and dried up all the rain

And the itsy bitsy spider

Went up the spout again

Again?

If you're anything like I was,

this will take a while.

The itsy bitsy spider

Went up the water spout

Down came the rain

And washed the spider out

Out came the sun

and dried up all the rain

And the itsy bitsy spider

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