Toronto Stories Page #3

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I'd have a hardcover.

Oh, well, that was a gift.

If it was up to me,

I'd have a hardcover, too.

Boris,

I have to tell you something.

I think...

I think I have a crush on you.

Yeah, I thought you might.

Is it okay if I kiss you?

Yeah.

Ahem.

Willia...

... I never

would've approached you.

Are you a shy guy?

Yeah.

"Love shy" refers

to a debilitating shyness

that impedes the ability to form

Iong-lasting romantic relationships.

Love-shy sufferers experience

an overwhelming fear of intimacy.

Love-shy men are prone

to anti-social personality disorders.

How to get a guy to like you.

Make conversation.

People with Asperger Syndrome

are neurologically unable

to understand other's emotions.

... and respect you as you are.

Rekindle the energy

that dilutes your...

...attracting confusion

in your relating.

Crown myself the prince of buzz

Can't wait until you can't wait

Till you unsubscribe

I'll be a lonely scribe

Whoa.

Imagine trying

to fight a war in that.

Y eah, not very practical.

That look is deadly, though.

Happy belated birthday.

- Whoa, this is all for me?

Yup. Yeah, this is one of

my favourite books.

Oh, and this -

that is the night

that I first saw you.

I knew I liked you right away.

Did you mean to draw it

in this shape?

Like, with everything?

No. Um...

I-I actually just started drawing

and it... turned out that way.

It's, uh...

it's so...

awesome.

It's...

it's really a nice card.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

So what do you think

of what happened

between us the last time?

I was surprised.

A good surprise,

or a bad surprise?

Well I...

I had a good time.

Phew.

I thought I had come on too strong.

No, it's okay.

I wouldn't know, really.

I'm not...

that experienced, actually,

so...

How many times

have you had sex?

Four...

four times.

But one was like a...

two-night stand?

What if we made a trade?

I mean,

I've never built anything ever.

You could teach me how.

I mean,

we could design it together.

And if you teach me

how to build something,

I could teach you about sex.

Sounds like a good deal to me.

Whoo!!!

Marine-grade, uh, teeth..

might be nice.

That's what... Seriously!

Are we gonna do this, or what?

Slit!

Thank you. Oh...

Ow!

- Ow!

You're gonna have to take that off.

But it's my protection.

Not anymore.

Okay, T each.

Wow.

You shave.

Well, you know...

it's like, uh, not as messy...

and I like the way it looks.

It's, like, less...

animalistic.

It looks good, right?

Y eah.

Good.

Alright, dear,

brace yourself.

At the count of three,

breathe in.

One...

two...

three!

How's it going?

Good.

So...

I got...

a...

What?

I got a--

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