Tormented Page #4

I want that website taken down.

OK, yeah. Yeah, no worries, Brad.

I'll do it later.

I've got some time booked in the pod.

I'm doing this killer track.

I don't give a sh*t

about your Emo tit-wank.

I want the site down,

and I want it done today.

Because if that ain't, well,

you won't need to self-harm,

'cause I'll be doing it for you.

Clear?

Yeah, I was planning to do it anyway.

A piece of piss, Brad.

Let's go this way.

You should have come to Film Club.

We ate so much chocolate,

we were nearly sick.

Emily was on fire.

We're doing it again tonight.

Oh. Er... maybe.

I don't know.

Don't you say a word.

What f***er wrote this?

Did you?

Was it you?

- No?

- No.

Stand up. Look at me.

Clean it off.

Shut up.

'You're a batty boy.

' You're... '

Jason Banks is a dead man.

You really know how to enjoy yourself,

don't you?

Alex, this is a library.

What are you doing here?

What are you saying?

I practically live here.

That's my buddy Jeff, the librarian.

You all right, Jeff? How's it going?

- His name's Trevor.

- Trevor.

Seriously?

Well, that explains a lot.

Justine, about last night.

You're not to blame

for what Bradley dreams up.

I wasn't talking about Bradley,

I was talking about you.

I think you are moving way too fast.

I felt like I was being pressured.

Seriously, Juss.

I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

I just don't want you to think

that that's what I'm about.

Well, I did have my doubts,

but this swung it for me.

I didn't have you down

as the sentimental type.

What was that?

You like her too, now?

Well, it's too bad. I saw her first.

Yes, I am gonna ask her out

on another date.

OK, but if I made it clear

it wouldn't involve any power tools,

do you think she'd go for it?

- He thinks you're going to say yes.

- Well, he's smarter than he looks.

OK, well, I will leave the two of you

in peace to sort out the details.

Jeff, we should hook up.

Call me.

'Eugh! Your p*ssy stinks.

' Eugh! Your p*ssy stinks.

OK, settle down. Settle down.

Macbeth, act three, scene four.

This is the scene

in which Banquo's ghost appears.

- Or does he? Yeah?

- Yes, but only Macbeth can see him.

Yeah. Good, Helena.

But why? Why is this?

The room is full of people but only

Macbeth can see the ghost. Yeah?

Macbeth had Banquo killed

so Banquo's come back to haunt him.

- He only wants to scare Macbeth.

- Possibly.

- Justine?

- Sorry?

Why is it that only Macbeth

can see Banquo's ghost?

Um... well, I think that the ghost

is a figment of Macbeth's imagination.

Exactly, so Macbeth

has repressed his guilt...

- Who's that?

... and the ghost is his conscience

that has come back to haunt him.

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