Topsy-Turvy Page #3

Synopsis: After their production "Princess Ida" meets with less-than-stunning reviews, the relationship between Gilbert and Sullivan is strained to breaking. Their friends and associates attempt to get the two to work together again, which opens the way to "The Mikado," one of the duo's greatest successes.
Director(s): Mike Leigh
Production: October Films
  Won 2 Oscars. Another 11 wins & 27 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.4
Metacritic:
90
Rotten Tomatoes:
89%
R
Year:
1999
154 min
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- Ah. | - More dramatic.

And that is to be your work | whilst you're away?

That... and only that.

Will there be room for Mr Gilbert | in your baggage?

Certainly not. He's far too large.

Food for thought.

Ce n'est pas moi de dire.

Indeed not.

Which train will you catch?

The tidal train.

Up at seven.

Arriver Paris 3:
30?

peu prs.

How will you spend | your first night of liberty?

I shall take some exercise.

Hmm!

La poupe de Paris, alors!

# Les oiseaux

# Dans la charmille

C'est mouvant!

Whoo!

Allez, battez!

C'est mes cuisses!

Plus de cuisses!

Whoo!

Comment vous appelez-vous?

Voil Mademoiselle Fromage, monsieur.

Oui, c'est vrai.

Quelle sorte de fromage?

Peut-tre un fromage suisse?

Oui, oui!

Avec des petits trous?

Si je peux vous embrasser...

Et vous aussi.

# This helmet I suppose

# Was meant to ward off blows

# It's very hot and weighs a lot

# As many a guardsman knows

# As many a guardsman knows

# As many a guardsman knows

# As many a guardsman knows

# So off

# So off that helmet goes

# Yes, yes, yes!

# So off that helmet goes

# This tight-fitting cuirass

# Is but a useless mass

# It's made of steel and weighs a deal

# This tight-fitting cuirass

# Is but a useless mass

# A man is but an ass

# Who fights in a cuirass

# So off

# So off goes that cuirass

# Yes, yes, yes

# So off goes that cuirass

# Behold!

My voice. | My voice - I've strained my voice.

I've been trying too hard.

The smaller the house, | the greater the effort.

I'm very cross with myself. | I should know better.

One's knocking one's pipes out | in a vain attempt to elicit a response...

...from three colonial bishops, two elderly | ladies and an intoxicated costermonger!

They're roasting in their own lard, | like the Christmas goose.

And the costermonger left at the interval.

- Did he? | - Mm.

Ha! A man of infinite taste. Clearly!

Will you take a wee gargle | of my salt water?

No, thank you. | It would put me in mind of my boyhood.

Mm. Do forgive me.

Not at all.

I fear that dear Mr Gilbert | has run out of ideas.

- No. | - He doesn't know what to do with me!

Ponder this.

He thrusts me into | tight-fitting pots and pails...

...and poaches me | like a f***ing haddock!

Forgive my Anglo-Saxon, Mr Butt. | Have a biscuit.

Thank you, sir. | I'll take one 'ome with me for me supper.

Dickie, it's just this heat.

It addles the noodles. | It happened to me in Milan frequently.

Ah, Milano. Bellissimo.

The heat less hellish.

I am humiliated.

One might as well be in the chorus.

Away wi' you, you wee monkey!

Alas, no!

The reign of the Emperor Gilbert | is all but at an end.

I consider this to be his best piece so far.

With all due respect, Durward, | your romantic opinion may be informed...

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Mike Leigh

Mike Leigh (born 20 February 1943) is an English writer and director of film and theatre. He studied at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art (RADA) before honing his directing skills at East 15 Acting School and further at the Camberwell School of Art and the Central School of Art and Design. He began as a theatre director and playwright in the mid-1960s. In the 1970s and 1980s his career moved between theatre work and making films for BBC Television, many of which were characterised by a gritty "kitchen sink realism" style. His well-known films include the comedy-dramas Life is Sweet (1990) and Career Girls (1997), the Gilbert and Sullivan biographical film Topsy-Turvy (1999), and the bleak working-class drama All or Nothing (2002). His most notable works are the black comedy-drama Naked (1993), for which he won the Best Director Award at Cannes, the Oscar-nominated, BAFTA and Palme d'Or-winning drama Secrets & Lies (1996), the Golden Lion winning working-class drama Vera Drake (2004), and the Palme d'Or nominated biopic Mr. Turner (2014). Some of his notable stage plays include Smelling A Rat, It's A Great Big Shame, Greek Tragedy, Goose-Pimples, Ecstasy, and Abigail's Party.Leigh is known for his lengthy rehearsal and improvisation techniques with actors to build characters and narrative for his films. His purpose is to capture reality and present "emotional, subjective, intuitive, instinctive, vulnerable films." His aesthetic has been compared to the sensibility of the Japanese director Yasujirō Ozu. His films and stage plays, according to critic Michael Coveney, "comprise a distinctive, homogenous body of work which stands comparison with anyone's in the British theatre and cinema over the same period." Coveney further noted Leigh's role in helping to create stars – Liz Smith in Hard Labour, Alison Steadman in Abigail's Party, Brenda Blethyn in Grown-Ups, Antony Sher in Goose-Pimples, Gary Oldman and Tim Roth in Meantime, Jane Horrocks in Life is Sweet, David Thewlis in Naked—and remarked that the list of actors who have worked with him over the years—including Paul Jesson, Phil Daniels, Lindsay Duncan, Lesley Sharp, Kathy Burke, Stephen Rea, Julie Walters – "comprises an impressive, almost representative, nucleus of outstanding British acting talent." Ian Buruma, writing in The New York Review of Books in January 1994, noted: "It is hard to get on a London bus or listen to the people at the next table in a cafeteria without thinking of Mike Leigh. Like other wholly original artists, he has staked out his own territory. Leigh's London is as distinctive as Fellini's Rome or Ozu's Tokyo." more…

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