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It got really bad
when I started guzzling hand sanitizer.
Hand sanitizer?
- Did you ever drink Sterno?
- What the f*** is Sterno?
Yeah, Sterno, you know those little cans
they put at the buffet to keep food warm.
That's some Amy Winehouse sh*t.
Can we get back to this idea that
your sobriety hasn't affected your work?
Did Erica actually get you clean,
as rumor has it?
No, I got myself clean.
You need to stop listening to rumors.
Hammy!
What got you clean, Miss Sterno?
I don't know. My mother. My kid.
Maybe I just got tired of waking up
with strange d*cks in my face.
Too much info. What...
Okay, your turn
Mr. "I Got Myself Clean."
- Rigorous honesty?
- Yes.
You guys rip me apart
every chance you get.
Why should I talk to you?
I've got nothing to do with that.
Yeah, but that's your people.
Look, if you're gonna
just cut my head off
and parade it around the square,
I don't need to help you with that.
I'm not here to hurt you.
I just want a decent story.
You give me a couple
of really great honest things,
stuff you haven't told everybody else,
some real inside stuff,
rigorous honesty stuff,
and I promise you...
I will be more than fair.
- On the record.
- On the record.
Deal.
Nice to meet you, Andre Allen.
I look forward to interviewing you,
Andre Allen.
Okay, let's try this again.
First truthful question.
What was your bottom?
First truthful answer. Houston.
So I get off the plane in Houston.
Now, I'm expecting the comedy club
to send some kid to pick me up.
But I get to the gate
and to my surprise, I'm met by...
Hey, wassup? You came to pick me up?
Yeah, man. Hey, sorry I didn't have
one of them little signs, man.
I'm Jazzy Dee, CEO
at the Code J Enterprises, man.
- Welcome to Houston.
- Thanks a lot.
We promoting your show, man.
You know what I'm saying?
- How was your flight? Good?
- Yeah, it was pretty good.
That's great. Great, man.
You know, tickets are a little slow
'cause of the hair show in town,
but don't worry,
we're gonna have a big walk-up, dawg.
Okay. Okay. So about...
How far is the hotel? I'm starving.
About 45 minute.
Like I say, this my town.
Anything you need,
you let a brother know.
I'm the motherfuckin' man
in Houston, dawg.
Anything you need, coke, weed, drank.
You know, syrup.
You want some of that syrup?
- No, no, I'm good.
- That's good.
'Cause I'm the motherfuckin' man
in Houston, man.
I'm gonna tell you that right now.
I'm the motherfuckin' man
in Houston, baby!
Hey, you see how I do it, right?
No check-in or nothing.
I just walk through the door,
through the lobby, man.
They just giving me the key.
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