Too Many Husbands Page #5
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- 1940
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- Yes.
- Oh, business can wait.
You understand, Hank,
my first night at home in a year?
Why don't you come over for dinner
tomorrow? Good night.
- Hey!
- Henry, why don't you come in, too,
- for a drink?
Sure, I guess the least I can do is
ask an old friend in for a drink.
I don't know what's come over me.
Come on in, for a minute.
Well, Poppadaddy!
- How are you, Bill?
- Never felt better in my life.
- Well, that's fine.
- You look great. A little older.
- I am older.
- Well, here it is. It sure looks good to me.
My favorite chair.
The piano I was going to learn to play.
Yeah, home sweet home.
- Bill, I...
- Your hat, sir.
- Peter, this is Mr. Cardew.
- Mr. Cardew, sir.
- What happened to Ernest?
- He joined the army.
Well, we'll get along fine, Peter.
Just see that the laundry doesn't starch
my collars, boil my eggs four minutes,
toast dry, coffee black
and don't knock on the bathroom door.
Yes, sir.
Oh, yes, and bring in some ice
and soda and glasses.
Yes, sir.
What's the matter with him? Feebleminded?
- Bill, I...
- Oh, Vicky.
Gosh, it's good to be back.
Sit down, Hank, make yourself at home.
- Bill, dear...
- Say it again.
- Bill, dear...
- Again.
Oh, tell him, Henry, will you, please?
- I'm married.
- Yes!
No! Well, congratulations.
I thought you'd been looking kind of silly.
Married, huh? Who's the girl?
Do I know her?
Very well.
- With his wife?
- Yes.
- Yes.
You see, it was so lonely here
after you drowned.
- After I drowned?
- Well, after they said you did,
the coast guard and everybody.
It was so lonely.
Well, so long as his wife was here with him.
But now that I'm back, Hank,
naturally, you'll find
an apartment somewhere right away.
- Oh, no.
- No.
- What do you mean, "Oh, no"?
- Bill, I've been trying to tell you
that while you were drowned,
lost at sea, there I was, a widow.
Now remember that,
a widow, a lonely widow.
So...
Well...
Well?
So I married Henry.
You're not frightening me, Bill Cardew.
I'm only her father. Good night.
My best friend.
My own wife.
- But you were dead!
- Oh, was I?
Why isn't there a law in this state
to protect women from vultures like you?
There is. I was supposed to wait five years
because they couldn't locate your body.
I mean, your remains.
- Found evidence? He made it.
- I did not.
The coast guard made a formal report
that you were drowned.
- Yes.
- It was filed
and accepted in court
that you were legally dead.
- Yes.
- Not only that...
Shut up, you blonde!
Bill... Bill, if Henry and I did wrong
we didn't do it intentionally.
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