Tombstone Page #5

in Bisbee. He catches stuff.

Hey, Professor,

catch this.

They're shooting at us!

They're actually shooting at us.

- I guess we'll have

to wait for our notices.

Prettiest man I ever saw.

Whoo!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Ladies and gentlemen,

the St. Crispin's Day

speech from Henry V.

- To set the scene...

Goddamn, Barnes!

- Shot his damn ear off.

- 'Lf we are marked to die,

'we are now to do

our country loss.

But if to live, the fewer men,

the greater share of honor... '

He's got some nerve, I'll say that.

What d'ya think there, Billy Nilly?

- I think he's wonderful.

'... gentle his condition.

'Gentlemen in England now abed

shall think themselves accurs'd

they were not here,

- 'And hold their manhoods cheap...

whilst any speaks who fought with us

upon Saint Crispin's day.'

- That's great!

That's our kinda stuff!

Play it again!

Now what in the hell is this?

Th-That's Faust.

H-He's gonna make a deal with the devil.

Is your soul

for sale, dear?

Know what I'd do?

I'd take the deal, then crawfish

and drill that old devil in the ass.

How 'bout you, Juanito?

What would you do?

I already did it.

Very instructive.

- Hmm.

But who is the devil?

I'll be damned.

You may indeed,

if you get lucky.

Would you look

at all those stars?

I mean, you look up and you think,

'God made all of that?

He still remembered to make

a little speck like me.'

Kinda flattering,

really.

Wyatt, do you

believe in God?

- No, come on, really. Do ya?

- Yeah. Maybe.

- Hell, I don't know.

- Well, what d'you think

happens when you die?

Somethin'. Nothin'.

Hell, I don't know.

Well, I read this book,

a book on spiritualism.

Oh, God, here

he goes again.

Said that a lot of people

when they die, they see this light.

- Like in a tunnel.

- Yeah?

- They say it's the light

leadin' you to Heaven.

- Really?

- Well, what about Hell?

They got a sign there, or what?

- Hey, Wyatt, goddammit.

- I'm serious.

- Hey, Morg. Comin'

to the Oriental, Virg?

- Well...

- Not tonight.

Tonight, me and my old man

are gonna have some fun.

Come on, get movin',

old man.

Maiden name was Sullivan.

- Well, you better go with them,

honey. I gotta go to work.

- Please stay with me.

Well, honey, l-I

gotta get to work.

All right.

All right.

Well, wait a minute. I guess

I don't have to go right now. I...

- I could stay awhile.

- No, no. I don't wanna keep you.

No, really,

I can stay awhile.

That the bottle

Lou gave you?

Yes, it is.

Maybe you should

see a doctor.

Wyatt, it's

just headaches.

I know what I'm doing. No,

I don't need to see a doctor!

- All right, honey. Okay.

- Just go.

Everything's fine, Wyatt.

- Work well.

- All right, good night.

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