Genre: Comedy, Short
21 min

Oh, but it is a beautiful day!

The Sun! The little birds are singing!

I love the little flowers!

Oh, it's all so beautiful!

- Speaking in Spanish -


Left face!

- Speaking in Spanish -

You were gone too long! Come with me,

everything is so lovely!

Everything is so beautiful.

Now you stand here, you see?

Make yourself comfortable.

Smoke a cigarette.

Enjoy yourself!

Forget it all!

What a beautiful day... for a killing!

Get ready!


No, wait a minute! You know that I

want music with my killing!

Make me mad!

Work me into a frenzy!


Good work, my boys!

Good work!

I love it!

Now we all get a big drink!

Now listen, pal...

Why don't you be reasonable?

Haven't I been nice to you?

Didn't you have a nice bed last night?

And a good dinner?

And plenty to drink?

Oh, come on...

It's only a mile to Tomalio.

We can go over there...

and you'll have a nice rest.

Come on now, let's get going!

Why don't you do something to help me?

What would you suggest I do

with a jackass sitting in my lap?

I know what's the matter!

This mule don't understand English!

What do you say in Spanish

to get them going?

If I knew, do you think I'd be making a

rocking chair of myself for this mule?

I'll try this.



Doggone it! I've spoken all the

Spanish I know to him!

Giddy up!

Why didn't you think of that

word before?

Get up!

Get up!

Get up!

Get up!

Another bottle of wine.

You haven't paid for the last one yet.

You dog!

You want me to give you money?

- Speaking in Spanish -

Oh no, General, please.

I was only joking!

Look, General!

I tear up your "you-owe-mes!"

Oh, well!

This is much different!

Here, boy! Come here!

Put some here too!

Put some here!

Good! Put some here, too!

I like that!

That's enough!

Thank you, that's enough.

Oh, Pancho!

There you are. Look at that!

This cup... I'm going to win

the race tomorrow, huh?

And what a beautiful thing!

General, don't you think

you should train?

That would not be fair to the rest

of the racers!

I can win the race with one leg

tied around my neck.

Tomorrow, I'm going to win

two prizes, yes?

One, the cup of the race and

number two...

the hand of your daughter, Lolita!

Isn't she beautiful!

And she likes you too!

- Likes me?

You said for a month that she loves me!

Because I'm cute!

Now we have a drink together.

For the bridegroom, the winner

of the race and the Great Cup!

Lolita, you are the most charming girl

in all of Tomalio.

Fall in!

So, this is Tomalio!

Yeah, and we're darned lucky to be here

with a jackass like that!

- Speaking in Spanish -

- Speaking in Spanish -

- Speaking in Spanish -

Serves you right.

Just a minute...

You are so polite...

to my sweetheart!

You can be polite to me, too!

I mustn't get my little footsies wet!

- Speaking in Spanish -


I saved your life!

Yeah, you saved my life!

And I thank you...

too much!

What's the matter with you? - What's

the matter? Now I have to marry him!

Why? - If I do not marry him,

he will kill you!

Kill me? Why, no one's going to harm

me down here.

Everyone seems so friendly!

Oh mister, I'm in great trouble!

- What is it?

I cannot talk now.

You come to my room at midnight.


- Singing in mangled Spanish -

You Latins are certainly romantic!

What are you doing here?

Just doing a wee bit of serenading and

things are certainly coming my way!

I'm certainly glad they're coming

your way and not mine!

My poor boy, what is the matter?

What's the idea?

- You will soon find out!


What's the idea of the music?

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