Tom and Jerry & The Wizard of Oz Page #4

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That's right, Tom.

You give that Wizard

a piece of your mind.

Oh. Tom's a lot braver than I thought.

Okay, let's go get that witch.

"Witches castle, one mile.

I'd turn back if I were you."

At last, I've got that girl

right where I want her.

And Tom and Jerry, too.

Take your army

to the haunted forest...

...and bring me that girl, her dog,

and especially that cat and mouse.

Now, fly. Fly.

Well, what's happened to you?

They took my legs off

and threw them over there.

They took my chest out

and threw it there.

Well, that's you all over.

They sure knocked the stuffings

out of you, didn't they?

They took Dorothy

and Toto and Tom and Jerry...

...and we gotta follow them.

- What a nice little dog.

- No!

Oh, Toto.

And you, my dear,

what an unexpected pleasure.

It's so kind of you

to visit me in my loneliness.

Now, give me those ruby slippers

or your dog goes into the river.

No, please. Take the slippers.

What a good little girl.

I knew you'd listen to reason.

I should have remembered.

Those slippers will never come off

as long as you're alive.

But that's not what's worrying me,

it's how to do it.

These things

must be done delicately...

...or you'll hurt the spell.

- Run, Toto, run.

- Catch him, you fool.

Do you see that?

It's how long you've got to live.

And it isn't long, my dear.

Wanna play ball, Jerry?

Tom, Jerry.

That's the last of them.

I'll come back for you

just as soon as those sands run out.

Yo he ho

Yo ho

And halt.

Excellent work, new guard.

- Any questions so far?

- Yeah.

What does that "Yo He Ho"

song mean?

I have absolutely no idea.

Let's review what we learned today.

"Rule one:
Winkie guards

must keep track of their hours...

...and submit a timecard

at the end of the week."

Something wrong, new guard?

Okay, then.

"Rule two:
Winkie guards

receive one personal day...

...every 3O0 years.

Rule three, and this

is the most important rule of all...

..."Guards must keep all water

away from the Wicked Witch.

It's her one weakness."

Got that?

Sir, I think we have a couple

of escaped prisoners.

Well, how about that?

You're having a busy first day,

new guard.

I salute you.

It's them.

Oh, dear. Seize them.

I'm afraid this won't look good

on your personal evaluation.

You know, I'm just a guard...

...but I take my responsibilities

very seriously.

It's not a glamorous job...

...but a good guard

always does the very best he can.

If you come along quietly...

...l'll try to get you

an extra ration of gruel.

- Gotcha.

- Arrest them, old new guard.

You better not

try any of your tricks.

They won't work twice.

Are you sure

you completed basic training?

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