Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry Page #4

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She just seems so helpless and delicate.

So weak, so scrawny.

So noodly and frothy.

So crunchy and creamy.

Pretty impressive.

Hey! Looks like Gorthan, Destroyer of

Light, is making his crossing now.

- Gorthan's in trouble, Biff!

- Wow, he sure is, Buzz!

That heavy metal car of his may be

too much for that old bridge to handle.

Knargack the Black-Winged...

...I summon thee to appear

and use thine hideous powers...

...to lifteth me-eth over

this obstacle-eth.

Gorthan, that was some trick!

Did you train that bird yourself?

Oh, no. Knargack's soul belongs

to that of a vanquished foe...

...who's now trapped

and forced to serve.

Can it talk? Could we get

an interview with it?

I have to get going.

I'm falling behind.

Right. Well, good to see you again,

Gorthan, Destroyer of Light.

Thank you, Buzz.

Always great to see you.

I wouldn't have pegged him

as an animal lover.

I wonder who will be next, Biff.

That's funny. That doesn't look

like what's on my map, not at all.

Oh, well, signs don't lie.

Oh, darn. I just had this washed.

I'd better call GoneStar.

Hello. Thank you for calling GoneStar's

remote assistance department.

My name is Dave.

Would you like to subscribe...

...to our free music download offer?

- Oh, no, thank you, Dave.

See, I have an emergency going on now.

I see. Well, let me locate you

on my screen.

You are Mallory MacDoogle,

a soccer mom.

I have you pinpointed in a remote

and unexplored region...

...of the Amazonian jungle.

- And what seems to be the trouble?

- See now, that's just it.

I'm sinking in deadly quicksand

and I need help getting out now.

I'm afraid I can't do that, Mallory.

Just kidding. Well, let's consult

our GoneStar quicksand computer...

...and see if we can't

get you out of there.

Simply follow the prompts

on your screen.

There are many types of quicksand

on our interesting planet.

There is desert quicksand,

swamp quicksand and jungle quicksand.

You have selected jungle quicksand.

Now please choose

the jungle you are in.

Are you in A, the Belgian Congo...

...B, a Southeast Asian jungle

or C, the Amazonian jungle?

Amazonian, yeah.

Now choose what you would like to do

with the quicksand you have selected.

Would you like to A, make quicksand,

B, garden with quicksand...

...or C, get out of quicksand?

To get out, press...

Wait a ding-dang minute here.

You know, I think somebody

might've done this on purpose.

Oh, no, don't go that way, little mouse.

The race is this way, yeah!

My van sank in the quicksand,

so I guess I'm out.

Here, have an orange.

It will give you energy.

Good luck!

- Too bad about Soccer Mom, Buzz.

- Yes, I was kind of rooting for her.

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