Tom and Jerry: Shiver Me Whiskers Page #4

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So I guess I cannot

make a liar out of myself now.

Yes, it is true.

All of my fabulous wealth

is now yours for the taking.

So go ahead, take it.

Go on. What are you waiting for?

Take it. It is yours.

What?

You think there is a catch?

Well, you are right.

There is a catch.

If you can get past this...

...the treasure of the

Spanish Mane is all yours.

Fortunately for me, you will not.

That's it?

That is the big climax

to the fabulous treasure hunt?

That is just great.

Fantastic.

You can take the emergency exit.

What do I care?

I guess I do not need a hoard of cash.

It is not like I go out much.

I am a skull, for crying out loud.

Maybe this is the year I finally

turn the place into a bed-and-breakfast.

The treasure.

For the last time, quiet, you.

You're even more beautiful in person.

I don't suppose you're wearing

all that just to test it out for me?

Or were you thinking of stealing

the treasure for yourself?

Because that would mean I'd have to...

Oh, my goodness, you're not serious.

Oh, my. Hope you weren't trying

to steal the treasure for yourself.

Oh, boy.

You don't wanna know.

You treacherous swine,

get your hands off me treasure.

Sorry.

Traitorous boar.

What do you mean, your treasure?

Well, some kind of pig.

I can't understand what

you're saying half the time.

Be gone, you stupid parrot.

I don't need...

This is at me.

Okay, fine.

Have it your own way.

I quit.

This treasure be mine.

I got squatter's rights, I have.

Now see here, brother,

this treasure be mine.

And if Bob were here, he'd agree.

Blast, I was hoping

I wouldn't have to prove that.

Excuse me.

Hey, back away from that treasure,

me scurvy brothers.

Gosh, you got me.

I'm not sure what he said.

I thought he... You know, the dialect

is different. In this business...

What?

Me? Fired?

But... But...

Oh, dear.

What will the gals

in the sewing circle think?

Brother Bob.

Tell Ron the treasure be mine.

Oh, boy, it's just like the old days.

What the...?

Stop right there!

They got the treasure!

- They've taken the ship.

- Come back here! Come back here!

So that be the story...

...of how a trio of pirate brothers

was thwarted out of their treasure...

...by a cat...

...and a mouse.

Now there's a pirate I could work for?

The strong silent type.

And for once we won't have any trouble

figuring out what he's trying to say.

But it ain't all bad

on the island for us brothers.

No, there be plenty of interesting

things to keep us busy.

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