Tom and Jerry: Robin Hood and His Merry Mouse Page #5

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Oh, it's terrible news, my liege.

Very bad, definitely very bad.

Yes, yes, not now, you stupid cat.

- The king, Richard the Lionheart, returns.

- Definitely coming back.

Even as we speak, he's on a ship

that lands in England tomorrow morn.

Yeah, crack of dawn, definitely very early.

The Crusades are over?

Well, that was fast.

Sire, if the king returns, we'll...

I mean, you will lose all your power.

And more importantly,

I'll have to move back into the guest castle...

without any of my money.

Sire, perhaps my men and I

could meet the king at the shore...

and make sure he never returns.

PRINCE JOHN:

Oh. Heh. I would like to see that.

I only have one request.

When you have Robin Hood executed,

add Maid Marion to that list.

- She was our spy.

- Really?

Any who betray the throne

must be dealt with harshly.

I mean, my throne, not my brother's,

who we're going to kill, right?

Why, that's the signal from Jerry.

It's go time, boys.

Now, son of mine,

things might get scary in there.

You stick close to your old pops.

And if you need to defend yourself, use this.

Hm. That works too.

Open sesame.

[NEIGHING]

Ha-ha! Ride hard, men. We must get there

before the king's ship makes land.

Won't my brother be surprised...

when he doesn't make it back

to England alive after all.

I can't wait to see the look

on his cold, lifeless face.

[LAUGHING]

DROOPY:

Close sesame.

The castle sure seems empty.

Yeah.

Where were the sheriff and Prince John

riding off to so fast?

Something's going on.

We'll find out.

- I'm here to minister to Maid Marion.

GUARD:
Hm?

I'm a friar, you know.

Unh.Ha!

[LAUGHING]

[CLATTERING]

Ouch.

I have to get out of here.

I have to help save Robin. But how?

Oh, this could work.

[SINGING]

Closed inside these walls

I think of you

Counting all the things that we could do

Hugging, kissing, spooning

But this crowd just makes me moan

I wish it were the two of us alone

Too many wolves I see

Too many mugs for me

Too many chaps to tea

'Cause you are all I need

Too many guys

Oh, gee, heh

Too many boys for me to phone

Wishing that we two could be alone

Too many wolves for me

Takes too much energy

Just do the math

And see that you are all I need

I only want one man

I'm not a girl you can co-own

- I'm glad that it's the two of us alone

- I'm glad that it's the two of us alone

[HOWLING]

[CLATTERING]

DROOPY:

Excuse me.

I've come to rescue you.

Well, thank you,

but I seem to have rescued myself.

[CREAKING]

Shh.

[SNORING]

[SNORING]

[MOANS]

[SIGHS]

[YAWNS]

[GUARD SMACKING LIPS]

[SNORING]

[CREAKING]

Aah...!

[CLANGING]

[DRIPPING]

[SPLASHES]

[CLANGING THEN WHIRRING]

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