Toilet Stories

Synopsis: Five toilets - five stories! This pitch black comedy relentlessly illuminates the darkest corners of society, thereby revealing a colorful potpourri of human perfidy. The five intertwined episodes are staged in the manner of an intimate play, occasionally testing the audiences moral judgment.
Genre: Comedy
 
IMDB:
5.8
Year:
2014
91 min
90 Views


Herbert's datang.

Hello.

Punya money, Herbert?

Cukup untuk membeli beberapa high-tech Japanese toilets.

Kiri-atas saham.

mereka akan be a hit.

OK today. Money tomorrow. Double-meat.

Ok, pasti.

HERBERT TAPKEN:

...is a orang yang berprinsip

Ada masalah, pussy?

- Tidak ada, kawan.

KEVIN AND TARKAN

...memiliki rencana besar untuk hari ini

Hi, sweetie.

Saya sangat stress.

Kamu tak dapat membayangkannya

PATRICIA SCHWACKE

...Tidak bergantung pada keberuntungan saja

MARTIN ROLFES:

...Hanya ingin sendiri

No. I said 300 grams.

RENATE SCHOHUSEN

...Tidak akan membiarkan wol menutupi matanya

My God.

Uschi, gawat !

DR. MAXIMILIAN DIETRICH

...Selalu ada ketika dibutuhkan

OK, OK.

I'm coming.

MR. JANSEN

...Selalu benar

CHARLOTTE VON LAHN

...Orang yang Dapat membayangkan yang lebih

MANFRED KASUNKE:

...Orang yang melihat hari berikutnya untuk kenikmatan

Very good.

Another 1000 meters.

LONI NORDAHL:

...Orang yang ingin berada di atas podium (kemenangan).

Very consistent, Loni.

Very good.

Terutama on the last 400 meters.

Better than on Saturday.

How about...

..Target besok yang harus mencapai

dua persepuluh lebih cepat per lap.

Three.

Three?

Setidaknya saya bisa melakukannya tiga putaran

Fine.

Let's try it.

Tonight:

400 grams of pasta,

120 grams of lean poultry,

two apples and no chocolate.

And wawancara olahraga kamu.

Senang kau di sini, Ludmilla.

- Huh?

Kami Anti-Doping.

- What?

NADA mengatakannya kepada saya.

Kleinschmidt's coming.

- Oh, God.

What's wrong?

Kleinschmidt's coming.

Impossible.

I was checked two weeks ago.

Your European record on Saturday.

Saya sudah mengatakan bahwa tidak berusaha keras

pada akhir 50 meter,

But you didn't listen.

Saya coba

Mereka yang tercepat daripada catatan anda.

- Ini adalah Insulin.

We memiliki waktu 30 minutes untuk ke atas.

Apakah kamu mengambil sesuatu Sabtu kemarin, Loni?

1,000 epo and a vial of clenbulerol.

Yang telah disepakati, Doc.

38-17.

Dijual minggu ini: Rosi gunting taman.

Membuat halaman Anda terlihat sempurna tahun ini.

Sebuah garansi untuk lima tahun ke

depan hanya 14,95 Euro di Honnom Construclion!

Hello?

Hello?

Saat ini bahkan tak ada kait di toilet.

Is it made of cotton?

Maksud saya jaket Anda.

Hati-hati saat di Laundry.

Aku juga punya satu yang seperti itu,

Saya Membelinya di Heidelberg pada tahun 1963.

Sejak di bawa ke Laundry saat itu, jadi sudah 23 kali.

Ini bahkan tidak lagi cocok Werner,

dan dia jauh lebih kecil dari saya.

Maaf, tapi ini adalah toilet staf.

Anda adalah pria muda yang baik

dari departemen taman.

Aku pada istirahat makan siang.

Pernahkah Anda berada di Heidelberg?

I met my wife there.

You should go there some time.

To Heidelberg. It's worth it.

GOLD MEDAL CANDIDATES

But when people go on vacation nowadays,

most of them go as far away as possible.

America, Australia...

But it's so beautiful in Germany.

We always went

to the Bavarian Forest.

Every year, without exception.

But,

by now,

if you believe it or not,

I haven't been on vacation for years.

The obligations at home.

If only I'd known.

My God.

Do you have any toilet paper over there?

Do you have family?

I need some.

I asked if you have a family.

Yes, but I'm not married.

Children?

Two.

- Well then.

See?

You know about obligations.

Thanks.

I live with Werner.

Yeah, and now a situation has arisen

that may require our separation.

I don't really know

how to tell Werner that.

He has nobody but me.

"A situation has arisen?"

- I might have to go to prison.

What do you want from me?

I want to confess.

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