Toilet - Ek Prem Katha Page #3

- Yes.

I've 50% chances

of getting married now.

Nowjust wait and watch when I bring

a beautiful and smart wife, like me.

I'll even cook bread for her.

And you'll he fuming with jealousy.

Let's not get so

far ahead of ourselves.

Did you forget about

father's second condition?

Where will you find

someone with two thumbs?

Will she descend from the sky?

Take my advice, brother.

Forsake all hopes

of getting married.

And you should mourn instead.

Even the children of your

friends are now going to school.

And you couldn't even find one.

It's not your cup of tea.

You're going to die a bachelor...

That's the limit.

Can't we brothers talk in private?

Why does sister-in-law keep

getting offended all the time?

Uncle, move aside.

- Yes, dear.

Everyone's standing in the way.

I'll just make a quick

visit to the toilet.

I'm coming too.

Yuck...

- What happened?

At least let

me pee in peace, madam.

Disgusting peoplemwhy

can't they lock the door?

Men think why

should we lock the door?

Real maturity is about

peeing with the doors open.

No shame at all.

- Right...

They knew the door was open...

...hut thought it was against

their pride to knock.

Wouldn't you call

that impolite, Naru?

This isn't your house's

main door that we need to knock?

Of course not, it's a garden...

...where you

can take a stroll freely

Hey brother, talk to me.

Get it?

What are you staring at?

I am talking to you.

Hey, brother...

Call me rude,

but don't call me brother.

Look at your age.

Are you going to teach

this to your children too?

How can I have kids?

I am still a bachelor.

I see... no wonder.

No wonder he looks so desperate

Move.

I said move.

You didn't even wash your hands.

Yuck.

She just publicly humiliated you.

Doesn't matter, Naru.

It's my fault,

so I must pay the price.

What a big heart?

I washed my hands.

Are you crazy?

He just splashed water in my eye.

Crazy man.

Hey...

"May no one throw stones,

at my lover.."

Come, the station has arrived.

Let's go.

Great...you're here.

Here you go, Uncle.

- Get down.

Your cycle has arrived.

- Okay.

On-time delivery.

Bravo...

Did the blunder. What is this?

What happened, uncle?

I asked for Sunny Leone...

...hut you got

me Sunny Deol instead.

Did he ask for a lady's cycle?

I don't remember. Maybe...

What do you mean

you can't remember?

Check the order again.

- We're checking, again.

Please do.

No need to worry, uncle.

You must have a saw at home.

Just cut off that middle rod.

- That's right.

And it will he a lady's cycle.

- Right.

And uncle, you can use that rod

to drive away the monkeys.

Get on...

That's no way to do business.

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