
To Wong Foo Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1995
- 109 min
- 2,003 Views
Ready or not, here comes mama.
- Don't throw your mother at me!
- (Man) Get out!
I'm gonna make my lips
even more bee-stung.
I'm taking my face to Sweden
Ain't nobody here tonight
winning Miss Congeniality.
Ladies, five minutes.
(Announcer) New York City!
Pay your hometown girls some homage!
Your drag-queen pageant finalists!
Miss Sheena Riviera.
Miss Missy!
Cateria Raez!
Cappuccino Commotion!
Vida Boheme!
Noxeema Jackson!
Senorita Chi Chi!
Owwww!
Hello, hello, hello!
Good evening.
And here to present
this year's Drag Queen Of The Year...
last year's winner.
Miss Rachel Tensions!
Hello!
Oh!
Oh!
What can I say? My heart is full.
- (Man) I love you!
- Oh, thank you.
(Man) Mama!
Well, well.
Here we all are again.
Another year flies by
and it's time to crown
a new Drag Queen Of The Year.
Proof that in New York City
for exactly 12 months.
May I have the envelope, please?
Mmm-mmm. I don't know who he is
but if there's a snowstorm tonight,
he's going on my tyres.
The winner
of the Drag Queen Of The Year
will receive an all-expense-paid,
round-trip ticket
to Hollywood, California!
Where she can compete
in the Drag Queen Of America contest.
I'm so excited I could just spit.
And the winner is...
We have a tie!
- Tie? What's she mean, tie?
- Oh, my God.
- And the winners are...
- Me...
...Miss Noxeema Jackson
and Miss Vida Boheme!
Work the runway, work it!
To the future, diva women!
(Rachel) Come, come.
(Rachel) Now, go and scandalise
this country, girlfriends.
This land was made for you and her.
Us in Hollywood?
This is total glam.
I just hope nobody
mistakes us for the Gabors.
- We'll be seen at the China Bowl.
- We will induce envy and rage.
in drag is crying.
Find out why
that little Latin boy in drag is crying.
Little Latin boy in drag,
why are you crying?
Cos... It's just cos the two of you
are so pretty, you know?
- That's all?
- Of course we're pretty
but why are you crying?
Maybe she just found out
Menudo broke up.
Now, little one, what is your name?
It's Chi Chi. Chi Chi Rodriguez.
- What's with the waterworks?
- I wanted to win this so much
because I never won nothing.
Every time that I do something,
I get it wrong and somebody's
always laughing at me.
But maybe I'll meet somebody nice
who will rescue me,
instead of old men
with their greasy bellies and their money
and their... (Grunting)
...and leaving when the time is up.
But, no, I'm a loser.
That's why. I'm a loser.
I hate my life, I hate myself,
I hate everything!
Listen, listen. You are a winner.
You look like...
Well, you are a winner and...
- Don't be looking at me.
- Noxeema!
Don't be giving me that
bleeding-heart Sally Struthers look.
Chi Chi, you just sit right here.
I am going upstairs
to have a talk with Miss Noxeema.
- We will be right back.
- I'm not going upstairs with you.
I ain't driving you no more, Miss Daisy.
Noxeema, we must all help others.
- How?
- Take her with us to Hollywood.
- Say what?
- Take her with us.
- How are we gonna do that?
- Erm...
Sell our plane tickets
and the three of us go by bus.
Uh-uh-uh. Not on your young,
queer life. You and your causes.
That child is Latin. You don't
want to get mixed up in that mess.
She might be a Sandinista.
Noxeema Jackson,
I must admit that I am shocked
and just a little bit saddened by you.
You, of all people.
that I laid eyes
on a certain young
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