To Rome With Love Page #3

- Let's eat?

- Do you see that...

- Yes.

- If I had to vote for an Oscar,

I'd have doubts. - But you do not vote...

- Who is it? Maria! - I want to see.

- If I had to vote...

I can't see who it is,

but I think it's Brad Pitt.

"This week we are

interviewing Tony Blair,...

... the winner of Miss Universe,

and Johnny Depp."

Oh, my God, look at this city!

You're tipping him in euros.

When you realize what you just gave him,

you're gonna have a heart attack.

Well, you know, they gave us

such a great room, Phyllis.

- Yeah.

- And I'm delighted to be here.

- This is great.

- See, you always used to travel for work.

Isn't it nice to be some place for pleasure?

No. I... I miss work.

I don't like being retired.

You know, I... I keep having

fantasies that I'm gonna...

gonna wind up an old person...

in a... in a hotel lobby

watching a communal television set,

drooling with a colostomy bag or something.

- You equate retirement with death.

- Yes, exactly. Exactly.

Yeah, but it's a fantasy,

because you're not dying.

No, I'm not dying now!

But, you know, it's conceivable

I might one day.

You know, I'm... I'm talking

fifty, sixty years from now.

- Can I get a little water, or...?

- Sure.

You know, I haven't made my mark, I haven't

really achieved what I wanted to do.

Oh, you did just fine. Your problem was

you just a little ahead of your time.

Hey, I'm way ahead of my time.

You know, you married a very bright guy.

I got... I got a 150, 160 IQ.

You're figuring it in euros,

in dollars it's much less.

Hello!

- Oh, darling!

- Hi, Mom!

- Hi, Dad! How are you?

- Good, good.

- This Michelangelo.

- Hi.

- This is my father, my mother.

- Nice to meet you.

- Did you have a good trip?

- Good trip? Yeah, we have a good trip.

I thought it was all bumpy

when we're landed, but... you know...

Probably you'll read

about it on the paper,

if the airline ever

recovers the black box.

So our plan is to get married

around Christmas.

Oh, really? Uh... you...

you're a lawyer, Michaelangelo?

"Michel".

- Michel... Michel? They call you Michel?

- Yes.

Yes, for the oppressed,

those who cannot pay.

Ah, pro bono.

So... should be taking in washing soon.

- Um... would you like to drink or something?

- Sure.

- Yeah. Water?

- Um... I'm...

- Would you like water or...?

- Yeah, water. - Water is fine.

Hayley told me that you're working

in the music business?

I did. I'm retired. I...

I used to work for a classical music

division of a record company.

I was an opera director for many years.

You know, Michelangelo's

great grandfather knew Verdi.

Really? Well, I... I staged

some Verdi, I did.

Basically, I did avant-garde staff,

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