Tic Tac

Synopsis: During one single day a number of life destinies cross one another. It becomes a night for the involved they will never forget, a night when the coincidences are going to change their lives forever.
Genre: Drama, Thriller
Director(s): Daniel Alfredson
Production: Sandrew Film & Teater
  6 wins & 2 nominations.
96 min


They can go to hell, they will burn ...

They can go to hell. I will make sure they'll burn ...

They will go to hell, burning ...

They will go to hell, I will make them burn ...

Everything will burn, everything ...

They will go to hell, I will make them go to hell ...

What a f***ing idiot!

700 kronor! F***!

"You must park within the lines."

"What if everybody parked

anywhere they wanted?"

Well, I'm sorry!

I didn't think of that!

They are a bunch of miserable

housewives with penis envy, all of them!

Think of Australia! If you ran into one

of their kind in Australia ..!

You would blow them to

bits with a bazooka!

Shoved it up their asses

without hesitation!

God damn! Pow!

Piece of cake ..!

- What's the matter?

- It was all my fault.

No, of course it wasn't!

We could have gone

to another movie.

God damned f***ing bus ...

Now, they will burn ...


What a f***ing maniac!

Did you see that?!

Hello. Are you okay?

- Where did you learn to drive?

- I know, I am sorry ...

- Have you been drinking?

- Me? No, not a drop ...

- Let me see your driver's license.

- Sure ... No problem ...

- Breathe.

- So, busy night?

- Can you see with that eye?

- Of course, no problem.

I got a splinter and it got

infected, but there's no problem.

Wait here.

- Let me see.

- What an idiot.

You're not going to

believe this, it's him!

- What do you mean "him"?

- Him!

Are you sure?

- What are they doing?

- No, don't look!

There's no problem ...

Well, what the f***

do we do now?

We'll wait for a minute,

make it look like we're busy.

- What are they doing?

- No sure ...

We have to let him go ...

Yeah ... It's his lucky night!

Time to burn ... Time for

the ants to go to hell ...

Where are the ants going?

Straight to hell ..!

The ants are going to ...

Whose side are you on?

That police officer had some

serious problems!

- "Breathe" ..!

- Well, you got to keep your license.

- What if he had?

- If he wanted to I'm sure he could have.

What are the odds that

he would come driving ..?!

What are they doing here at this hour?

Can you understand that?

Don't they have anything better

to do, than to be driving around here ..?!

- Things will get better from

here, don't you think so?

- You still have your license!

Where the hell are we?!

- We don't want any trouble ..!

- Answer me, where the hell am I?

What do you want?

Wait, here ...

- Here you go, relax ...

- What the f*** are you doing?

This is all I have, take it!

- What are you doing?

- Take it!

- Don't run!

- Take it, it's right there!

This is insane! It's madness!

It's worse than Harlem!

Why ask me if you

won't heed my advice?

- Is there no other way?

- Like what?

The classified ads?

If you want something

decent you have to go to ...

... the black market,

or it won't happen.

- I will never afford it.

- It doesn't matter.

- I only said you had to pay.

- Might as well forget it.

- Francesca would get furious with me.

- Well, don't mention it to her.

Look at these notes you

post all over the place.

They might as well say

"I want 100,000 kronor, call this number."

The only way you will get it

is by paying a lot for it.

So, the baby will be an Aquarius?

Born between January and February?

- Can you handle that, such a free spirit?

- Guys, take a look at this!

This is from the bust this morning,

over half a million in bills.

Feel that? They even feel real!

- Has anyone tried to reach me?

- No, why?

- It's about my ad ...

- Nope.

Then we swapped, all the girls lined up,

and you just picked two or three ...

You said there was

one girl for every guy?

Sure, but not all the

guys could handle it.

You stallion! What did

the other guys do?

What do you think? Watch!

Watch? You were

okay with that?

What's wrong with that?

It's all part of the orgy.

God damn ...

You know, my mother went

there on some senior's holiday.

They were a bunch of old folks

looking at tulips and crap ...

Not really the same thing ..!

I hope so!

Please say something!

I can hear you!



What's your problem?

Why won't you talk to me?

I know you're there.

What about that place?

I'll check it out.

It's cool.

You'll pay for the beer.

I already offered to!

Don't get so upset.

I won't, if only you

would get off my back!

- I have cash, do you want to see?

- No, I don't.

Well, stop bugging me.

I offered to pay, and I will.

We'll sit over here.

Two pints.

It's not clean! Wash it again!


Tjing-tjung, Mao-tse-tung!

- Did you order?

- Relax, it's on it's way.

- What are they doing here?

- It's a restaurant, they're customers.

Guests? They're not welcome here!

We'll throw them out, let's go!

Calm down, calm down!

When you're all at it like that,

does it ever happen like some ...

... old fat guy starts slapping you

with his dick or something?

You check for all those

things the first day.

- If it happened, I guess I'd tell him to stop.

- Tell him to stop?

I would have smashed his face in!

By the way, what

language do they speak?

In Amsterdam? What the

f*** do you think? Dutch!

- Sure, but you don't speak dutch.

- I never said I do.

You mostly speak English.

But you learn a few words.

Well, let's hear it.

Naah, I only stayed a few weeks.

So ..?

What's up?

I don't know ...

It's not that easy.

Come here ... come on!

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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