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Sharon's fine having him full-time.

She loves him and he's

starting to warm to her, so...

Full-time?

- Nice.

- If that's all right with you.

No, it's not.

Here you go, sweetie.

All right. Have him back by tomorrow.

Will do.

Bye, buddy.

All right, sweetie.

Ready?

[car engine starts]

Are we gonna have some fun today?

Oh, come on.

All right.

[hip-hop music playing]

But he's the funniest guy

I've ever seen in my life.

Come on, man. You all right?

- He drinks too much.

- Are you all right?

You drink too much, Flip.

Come on, man.

F*** up, Troy.

Come on, let's go inside.

You all right?

He's too tiny for alcohol,

he's gotta stick with weed.

Come on, just lay down.

Not in my room, not in my room.

Not in my bed, not in my bed.

- Put him on the ground.

- All right.

Hey, where's the weed?

Sit here, mate, all right?

Who got the weed?

Since when did you become so responsible?

I got the motherfucking weed.

I'm responsible?

Give me the motherfucking weed.

Gina's got the motherfucking weed.

I need a chaser.

Yo, Eddie!

All right.

What is that?

What is that?

- What?

- What kind of hit is that?

I thought you're from Florida.

I thought you guys are

real toakers from Florida.

What happened to all that

big talk? What was that?

Beaver, show her how it's done.

Show me.

- Yeah!

- Show me.

It's not rocket science.

Oh, God. Oh, no.

Look at this kid. Look at this kid.

His lungs go down to his dick!

[all laughing]

Yeah.

- F***!

- Yeah.

- No!

- Yeah, let her have it.

What kind of frog are you?

Yo, Kat, what kind of frog are you?

- What?

- There's two kinds of frogs in the world.

- I didn't know that.

- Let me tell you the story. Hold on.

Come on, you heard the

story about the two frogs?

There's two kinds. I'm about

to drop some knowledge on you.

I wanna know.

All right, listen. There's

two kinds of frogs, right?

And you're either one or the other.

- It starts like this.

- All right.

So there's a pot of water, right?

And it's boiling. It's brought to a boil.

The frog hops into it,

hops right out, 'cause it's boiling.

And just like, it was hot.

- Jumps right out, right?

- [Kat] Yeah.

But then there's the other frog...

[Gina] What are you talking about?

Just listen to me. I know

what I'm talking about, Gina.

I know what I'm talking about.

Just let me tell the story.

I'm trying to drop some philosophy

on Kat. She doesn't know this sh*t.

- She's never heard it like you.

- I know the f***ing story!

- You're being selfish here!

- Oh, f***.

Listen. So then...

So then, there's this pot of

water, right, that's lukewarm.

- Yeah. Okay.

- Right?

The frog jumps into it, starts swimming

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