Three Inches Page #3

I'm here,

and I'll always be your...

When the boot hit,

I felt like I was beaten

with 100 sledgehammers.

It was like every case

of the flu

I ever had at the same time.

Every single part

of my body hurt.

My hair hurt.

My eyelashes hurt.

My fingernails, too.

Did you know that there was,

uh, is guy in a coma,

but it turned out

he was only paralyzed,

so he was trapped inside

his own body for like 30 years?

Anyway, we don't got to

talk about that now

it's just, you know..

And third, I love you like crazy.

I do.

Today was the day

I proved I was different.

This is not exactly

what I had in mind.

Or, as my mom would say,

when God closes a door,

he slams it on your fingers.

My head filled with the sound

of 1,000 church bells ringing.

[ Dull ringing]

Ow.

Walter?

I got struck by lightning.

Well, that explains the charring

on your ear.

Oh, can you hear that?

Can I hear what?

Walter, how are you?

How do you feel?

A slight numbing weakness

in my extremities,

problematic concentration,

increased irritability...

Which is probably a result

of frontal-lobe damage...

Headache, dizziness,

and, of course, the ringing.

Anything else?

I used to think I had a destiny

and her name was Lily Theroux.

But now I know I'll never

be anything but normal.

You just got hit by lightning

and you didn't die.

Except for that.

You're not normal.

Trust me.

Man:
Our winners day will also

receive a trip for two to hon...

Man #2:
Payments of $29.95...

Woman:

... Times with you already.

Why didn't she tell me

you were my sis...

[ Dull ringing continues ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Ringing stops ]

Well, you're looking chipper!

Time to go.

I've completed

all the relevant paperwork.

I strangled two doctors.

I think I'm having

hallucinations.

I'm sure you are, dear.

Maybe it's just a side effect

from getting your brain boiled.

The ringing.

It's gone.

[ Dog barking in distance,

Children shouting ]

[ Groans ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sniffles ]

[ Gasp ]

What?

Stay.

So, mom, uh...

Where's your fake cigarette?

I quit fake smoking.

It's fake bad for you.

Uh-hu.

Uh, what are you working on?

A catchy slogan for a new

liquid soap campaign.

Just what the world needs...

More liquid soap.

Something wrong

with the orange juice?

I squeezed it myself.

No, it's fine.

Ooh, it's very fresh.

[ Timer dings ]

[ Clattering ]

Uh, do you know there's this

thing that I have to go do,

so I'm gonna...

I'm gonna do that now

Walter! Walter...

I made muffins!

[ Sighs ]

Walter!

When did you get home?

Last night.

I want to hug you.

Is... is that... Okay?

Hug would be great.

Thanks.

[ Laughs ]

Thanks.

I was so worried

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