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He makes tons of marble

simply float.

It defies gravity with beauty.

It destroys logic with emotion.

Horticulture.

Sorry.

How is it?

It's wonderful.

Well, the vegetables haven't

been tinned for two decades, so

you'll actually be able to taste them.

Where did you learn

to cook like this?

My mum, God rest her.

She was a cook?

No, she couldn't cook for toffee.,

So, I had to take matters into my own hands

as soon as I could reach the stove.

Bella, look, there's something

I have to tell you...

I did your laundry today and

I threw in some of the girls' stuff

and, uh,

I think it was

this little fella to blame.

I'm so sorry.

It's ok.

I'll put them over here.

I...Sorry!

Give me back my cook.

Who is this?

Your nemesis.

Alfred Stephenson,

your next door neighbor.

Oh, hello. I'm sorry

for the inconvenience...

Give me back my cook!

Miss Brown?

I haven't got all day, Miss Brown!

I wasn't expecting you til the

start of the month, Mr. O'Brien.

I'm here on urgent business, Miss Brown,

a matter of great importance!

Now then, let me see,

Flat 2, 6 Primrose Gardens.

I have the appropriate paperwork

pertaining to the property

and the relevant

photographic documentation.

Ah, this is all shipshape, Miss Brown,

very soothing on the eye.

Of course.

But I've received a complaint.

What? From whom?

Oh, my word!

This is worse than I expected!

You agreed to keep the property

in sond repair, Miss Brown.

This property, Miss Brown,

includes the garden.

I know.

I'm not much for the great outdoors,

I'm more of a...

I'm a fair man but

I am bound by the law,

as detailed in the contract

signed by your good self.

I have a dislike...

more of a distaste of...

You see, plants and I don't really

get along, so it's not really

neglect. It's more of a

fear and loathing but I

I promise you, I can fix that.

Everything will go back to normal.

The laws are there to

provide boundaries, Miss Brown.

This wanton level of neglect falls

well within your legal obligations

and you are, therefore, in breach.

Good morning.

I'm Vernon.

I'm Miss Brown's

partner.

Eugene O'Brien, landlord. We were just

discussing the spectacular level of neglect

relating to the

29ft north-facing garden

with lawns and

well stocked borders.

Alright, yeah, we were just

about to get into the garden.

Yeah, that's a major priority.

That's top of the list.

I'm afraid it's too late for that.

I shall have to ask you to

vacate by the end of the month.

Were you expecting

Mr. O'Brien this morning?

I wasn't.

Alright .

And you made an appointment?

I beg your pardon?

Section 34 of the Property Act:

A landlord must give clear warning

if he wants to inspect the property.

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