Thick As Thieves Page #4

Your father and Ripley,

they were close, right?

Once upon a time.

I'm sure Ripley told you.

My father's dead.

Now Ripley likes

to try to take care of me.

Pay for stuff. That kind of thing.

Of course, it's the least he can do.

Sorry. I don't mean to pry.

Yes, you do.

Now who is making assumptions?

No, Gaby. I'm not assuming a thing.

You wanna know about Ripley?

Stay away.

You son of a b*tch!

Well... you dropped these...

and I am a gentleman

bringing them back to you.

Uh-huh.

No, no, no, no, no!

No!

Sh*t, man! What do you want?

I told you to leave her alone.

I'm not gonna tell you again.

Get dressed. I'll be downstairs.

Son of a b*tch.

Fascinating.

You could start a whole new trend

in interior design.

- What are these?

- What do they look like?

Police IDs?

There's a reception at Romanov's

tonight, honouring the NYPD.

And our invitation's just arrived.

A cop for the night.

And all the doughnuts you can eat.

Meanwhile, however,

Ineed you to go to the dry-cleaners.

Why don't you go and pick up

your dry-cleaning yourself, sir?

Who said anything about picking up?

You're dropping off.

Cellphone, please.

- Commissioner Rawls.

- Gentlemen.

Deputy Commissioner Morelli.

Such a pleasure having you here.

May we give you gentlemen

the grand tour?

- The secrets of Romanov?

- You might say so.

- Thank you. We're honored.

- Please.

The guards,

all FSB secret police.

Every door, every inch of glass

wired and alarmed.

So even if a bird flies in here,

you know about it.

Topkapi.

Rififi.

No, the bird flew into the museum,

landed on the wire...

and set off the alarm in Topkapi.

You're a cineaste.

Actually, I only see heist movies.

Well, the lesson to take away from

the bird flying into the museum...

is no matter how well you planned,

always be ready to improvise...

because, I guarantee you,

something's gonna go wrong.

- I'd prefer to avoid that.

- Uh-huh.

How comprehensive

is the surveillance system?

Let's take a look.

- Smart card for the elevator.

- And all the doors.

This way. After you.

We're on.

Good to see you, old friend.

Let me introduce you.

Lieutenant Weber, I presume.

You know, Ripley,

identity theft is a serious crime.

- And quite an embarrassing one in this case.

- Really?

Do you realise

how ashamed I felt...

telling that nice lady at the door

that I was still a lieutenant?

I mean at my age?

Or should I say at your age?

I'm not amused.

What are you doing here?

And why did you appropriate

my invitation? As if I didn't know.

I apologise for the subterfuge.

I just wanted to show my friend here

some of the finer things in life.

If you want to arrest us for impersonating

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