The Zombinator Page #2

- Are you scared?

- Come on.

I don't think

that's a good idea.

Why? What are you

talking about?

Are you scared?

I'm not scared.

He's the one scared.

You're the one who saw it.

I know I did, but I don't...

Are you serious?

Oh, what the f***?

Oh my God.

What is that?

Is that blood?

You're the one who saw it.

I know I did, but I don't...

No, no. It's probably just

like some teenagers

doing some stupid sh*t,

shooting up,

getting some blood on their

hands, rubbing it on the...

"Argh. "

So I mean we have

a party to go to tonight.

I, I know this is fun and

great Mr. Camera Guy,

but I mean we need to go

get ready for the party.

- So, let's get out of here.

- Yeah, let's go.

Yeah, that totally

looks like real blood.

Yeah.

Dude, that's real blood.

Lick it, dude.

No. No way.

There's no way, I'm not...

I didn't come here.

I didn't sign...

I'm not licking crap off

a pillar in Zombieland.

No, I'm not doing that.

I'm not doing that.

That's disgusting.

Lick it dude.

You wanna pay me?

I bet you it's deer,

deer blood though,

that some hunter did.

Will you give me a...

Real blood but deer blood.

I'll give you a dollar.

A dollar?

I'll double it.

Okay, a dollar!

Get your tongue in

there dude, yeah.

Do it, do it.

At least smell it.

Oh my...

Yeah, you just got deer

herpes, bro.

Shut up, man.

Holy sh*t.

What it taste like?

Cough syrup?

Oh my God, I haven't seen

you guys in so long.

Joanna!

- How are you?

- How you been?

- Hey!

- You guys look great.

- You look amazing.

- Look at you.

Oh, thank you!

No, you guys

look really good.

You look great.

Yeah.

What have you been up to?

- Uh...

- What are...

What is this cameras

I didn't tell you guys.

I, I've been getting

followed around

for the past few weeks

for the,

for a fashion documentary,

yeah.

So you go into the writing

sh*t, the fashion writing sh*t.

Right, yeah.

- Strange, I have to say.

- That is nice.

Thank you.

I mean you guys look great,

you should definitely

get in it.

Thank you so much.

No, look at you, you the

fashion designer...

- ... fashion writer.

- Thank you.

- It's been so long.

- It has been.

It's nice seeing you guys.

- Yeah.

- We'll catch up with you, okay?

Yeah, definitely.

- Aww.

- Take care, Jo. all right?

- Thank you.

- All righty, nice to see you.

- Nina.

- I'm Gia.

Oh my God, Nina and Gia.

So basically nobody knows

what happened

to him, right?

I mean, no.

All I heard was that

the soldiers came

and delivered his

with the flag.

Hey, this is supposed to be

a fashion documentary.

Why are you

talking about Bobby?

- Well, they were just...

- Oh, no. They... She...

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