The Wrong Guy Page #6

Jimmy,

how long would it take

to get from here to

Cincinnati by helicopter?

I don't know.

About half an hour.

Great, get one.

I got a sister

in Cincinnati

I haven't seen

in 8 months. Let's go!

Okay, Charlie, what are you

carrying today?

A whole shipment

of tainted ham.

[ Metal door squeaking ]

[ Breathing heavily ]

How do you feel now?

How do you feel?

[ Sighs ]

Fine, fine.

What happened?

You ate 10 tainted hams.

We pumped your stomach.

You're very lucky

to be alive.

Thanks.

Just need your name

for our records.

My name?

Mm-hmm.

My name.

My name is...

Jones.

Mr....

Enema Bag Jones.

That's not your name.

You're simply lying to me.

Right.

Sorry.

My real name...

is Harris...

Dr. Helen Harris.

No, that's my name.

You're probably still a little

out of it from the toxins.

I'll check back on you

in 15 minutes.

[ Clipboard snaps shut ]

[ Door opens, closes ]

[ Sighs ]

Must...escape...

before...police...

find me.

[ Groans ]

[ Yawns ]

Woman over paging system:

Dr. Rosco and Dr. Hanover

to Emergency.

[ Door slams ]

[ Hangers clanging, falling ]

[ Silence ]

[ Clanging resumes ]

[ Silence ]

[ Clanging resumes ]

[ Silence ]

[ Clanging resumes ]

[ Silence ]

[ Metal jingling ]

[ Door squeaks, slams ]

[ Bell dings ]

Woman over paging system:

Dr. Chris Cooper --

paging Dr. Chris Cooper.

[ Sighs ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Door squeaks ]

[ Door creaks ]

[ Bell dings ]

[ Door closes ]

[ Knife clicks ]

[ Knife clicks ]

-- [ Newspaper crinkling ]

-- Give me!

-- Ow!

Give me --

give -- give --

Ow! Ow! Ow!

-- Dr., uh, Martin...

-- Yes?

-- We need you.

-- I'm sorry, I'm busy.

Look, my partner's

having a heart attack,

and you're gonna save him.

Let's go!

Fine.

He's ready.

Clear!

And...

[ Electricity surges ]

[ Flatline ]

Don't feel so bad, doc.

You did all you could.

You know, guys, l...

really need to be alone

right now.

I think I'll take a walk.

Yeah, right.

He's taking it

really hard.

So, you won't tell me

who you are or

where you're going?

Nope.

I like that.

You know how many assassins

it took to kill JFK?

One?

Nope.

There were no gunmen

at all.

Kennedy's head

just did that.

Really?

I call it

the "no bullet" theory.

Oh. Hey, maybe

you could help, uh, uh,

with a problem

a friend of mine is having.

This friend of mine

was the first person

to find his boss

stabbed to death,

and now everybody

thinks I did it.

I mean he.

Two things --

one -- one, the man who

killed your friend's boss

is a Cuban assassin.

9 out of 10 times,

this is the truth.

Two -- two, that means

they'll come after you

with everything

they've got,

including

man-made viruses.

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