The Wrong Box Page #3
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- 1966
- 105 min
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Oh, you insatiable creature!
John, I'm waiting!
You must control this obsession you have
for chambermaids and other girls of that class.
I try. Night and day, I try.
Oh, there you are, boys.
I was just about to take this telegraph
to your uncle.
Telegraph? From whom?
I don't know, Mr Morris.
Private matters are private with me.
I'll take it.
We must relive our madness tonight.
Ten o'clock, under the pier.
I'm coming, Cousin.
- What is it, Cousin?
- Look at that.
We're going to win!
We're going to win!
We're going to win! We're going to win!
We're going to win! We're going to win!
Later. Later. No time for celebration now.
Uncle!
Have you been smoking again, Uncle?
And you're in a draught. The window's open.
Well, shut it, and get his coat and things.
Uncle, dear, you're going out.
Going out? Well, that'll be jolly.
Yes, you're going to London.
London? Yes.
Now, where did I put it? Where is it?
Ah, here it is. Now, London.
Now, if you ascribe a number
to each letter of the alphabet,
beginning with A as one and B as two,
culminating with the letter Z as 26,
then the letters that compose the word London
add up to 74,
which, coincidentally, is my age.
- Lovely, Uncle. Now, read this.
- Yes. Get into your coat.
Why... Why this unseemly haste?
- Your brother is dying.
- What did you say?
What? Masterman? Masterman dying?
This must be the effect of the nutmeg tarts.
Nutmeg tarts!
At Harrow he lived on little else.
- Where are your gloves?
- I don't know.
I have for some time
been compiling exhaustive notes
on the peculiarities
of spices and herbs in common use,
and I have discovered
that it can be authoritatively proved
that the excessive indulgence in nutmeg
leads to hallucination and general debilitation.
Pepper, on the other hand,
in any form or variety, passes through the body
without any effect on the organs.
It has absolutely no value, nutritive or otherwise.
But, in the case of cinnamon or cloves...
- Uncle...
- Yes? You have a question?
Read your paper.
- Tontine!
- Lovely word!
- Tontine!
- A derivation from the name Lorenzo Tonti,
a banker of Neapolitan persuasion.
Read your paper, Uncle.
Morris, have you any idea how much it's worth?
Well over 100,000.
And we've earned every penny of it.
True, Cousin. True.
We've devoted our lives to him.
We were two little orphans.
We waited on him hand and foot.
It wasn't easy, keeping him alive.
Yes, it was difficult.
We kept him from the draughts.
We warmed his shoes before we put them on.
- We tucked him up in bed at night.
- Fed him every sort of tonic.
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