The Woodsman Page #6

He's definitely holding back.

Uh-oh. Candy's eyes

have locked on to something.

Oh, yeah. A cherub lad has separated

himself from his friends.

Candy quickly makes his move.

He offers the boy a bag of treats.

Round one to Candy.

The cherub walks away.!

Round two goes to the cherub.

Very risky move by Candy.

I have never seen Candy act so cocky.

The cherub looks at Candy.

Cherub looks for his friends.

But his friends are long gone.

The cherub is alone.

The cherub crosses the street...

The cherub gets in the car.

- Hey, Walter.

- What can I do for you, Sergeant Lucas?

You can listen to

my stories about Jesus.

Oh, no. This is too much.

This is too much sun.

- What?

- This is ivy.

These plants don't like

a lot of sunlight.

Don't they grow outside?

Yeah, they grow outside.

But outside they got trees to shade 'em.

So now you're gonna take me

on a nature walk?

Have a seat.

So, yesterday you take

the 12 bus home...

but you don't get off

at your regular stop.

You stay on.

Why'd you stay on?

Fell asleep. When I woke up,

I was confused.

I got off at the wrong stop,

and I walked home.

You walked home?

Yeah.

Some of these guys...

they walk right

into a family's house.

Very...

It's very f***in' ballsy.

Had this one guy,

he's on death row...

I'll call him Henry...

and he's tellin' me

about his last victim.

She's a little...

little cutie named Adele.

She's seven years old.

And Adele's mother's got

the TV playing so loud...

he can hear Letterman

tellin' jokes in the next room.

And he walks into Adele's room...

puts his hand over her mouth.

He says, "If you scream, little girl,

I'm gonna kill your mother. "

So, of course,

Adele doesn't scream.

She doesn't cry.

She doesn't make a sound.

And Henry takes her by the hand.

They walk out the front door.

Ten days later,

they find Adele's body...

what's left of it.

You believe in fairy tales?

Fairy tales?

Yeah, like, Alice in Wonderland and...

No.

Yeah. Yeah, me neither.

What's the one with the woodsman?

- Woodsman?

- Yeah. With the ax.

- I don't know.

- Yeah, you know it.

The woodsman...

He cuts open a wolf's stomach.

The little girl comes out alive.

- Little Red Riding Hood.

- Little Red Riding Hood.

That's it. That's it.

The woodsman...

He cuts open the wolf's stomach.

The girl comes out without a scratch.

You ever see a seven-year-old...

been sodomized in half?

She was so small...

just broken.

I saw 20-year vets on that job...

hard guys, man...

and they just broke down and cried.

I was there. I cried.

There ain't no f***in' woodsman

in this world.

I don't know why they keep

lettin' freaks like you out on the street.

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