The Wizards Return: Alex vs. Alex Page #2

and chew up the furniture.

This couch looks pretty fruity.

You guys are family, too. I got

tickets for all of us to go.

- Oh yay!

- All right!

Tickets? Dad, if you want to go to

Italy, I can be our travel agent.

No time for that travel confusion. Show

me the door to our Italian reunion.

Ok, I don't know how to say

"Wizard Speed Pass" in Italian,

so I'm just going to go with "Mamma Mia!"

Or at least I think that's Italian.

A door to Japan? How cool.

It's Italy.

I don't know all the towns in Japan, dude.

Alex, you're not going to turn this trip

into one of your selfish shortcuts.

I want us to experience the whole journey.

Getting there is half the fun.

Now, get rid of this thing.

Whoa.

Did you just see that girl?

Alex, I have to get her number first.

Max, get back here!

Would you please grow up?! Max!

Ok, let's just find Max and go home.

So we can fly back here.

Wow! Look at this place.

Oh. It's beautiful.

Your family lives here?

Villa di Russo.

I don't know who "Villa di" is,

but Russo is definitely me.

I don't think he's mad at you anymore.

Oh, don't be fooled. He's happy

anywhere there's cheese hanging.

Man. I lost her.

I didn't even get her name,

but she looked like a Tomiko.

Tomiko! Tomiko!

Max. Forget the girl. We've

got girls back home.

Yeah, but there's no

Italians in New York, Mom.

Oh, come on. Can't we stay a little longer?

This is the first time Alex's magic

took me somewhere that didn't scare me.

No. We're not coming to Italy this way.

We're going to experience a

family trip the real way.

You mean on a discount flight in

cramped seats with bad food and

an obnoxious kid in front of you

saying, "peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo".

Ciao, bella.

Are you here for a tour

of the Russo vineyard?

Well... I, uh...

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

We're not here for the tour, paisan.

Go back to work.

And put a shirt on! All right, let's go.

Ok, fine. But you'll only

have yourself to blame

when that peek-a-boo kid uses

your lap for a barf bag.

All right, is everybody here?

Good. Now, Alex, get rid of this thing.

Ok.

Hmm... the spell I need is

like things in my bedroom.

It's buried under the

dirty clothes of my mind.

You see? Justin would never do a spell

that he didn't know how to undo.

Oh, I get it. I get this

whole "grown-up" thing now.

You think Justin should've

been The Family Wizard.

Honey, I'm sorry. I

didn't mean it that way.

No. I'm sorry I'm not the grown-up

Family Wizard you want me to be.

Well, up until then, that was the best

five-minute vacation I've ever had.

Ahem, excuse me, is this Jumbotron taken?

Dominic? What are you doing here?

My night job is cleaning

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