The Wipers Times Page #4
Excellent work, Sergeant.
When can we roll the pressers?
Soon as it eases off a bit, sir.
Surely you're not
bothered by a spot of rain?
No. It's more the bombardment, sir.
Fritz is getting a bit too close
to the print room to be pleasant.
Well, when Herman knocks off for his
evening sausage let's print
the blighter.
Everything all right? I'm fine,
Sar'nt.
Not you, the print blocks.
Get in there.
Don't get your hand
caught in the plate, Dodd.
Or you'll come a cropper.
A phrase, incidentally,
derived from the printing presses of
HS Cropper.
Do you know that?
That's very interesting, Sar'nt.
As is the phrase "mind your Ps and
Qs".
It comes from a common mistaking of
the P for the Q in a tray of type.
That's even more interesting,
Sar'nt.
Whereas, the expression "get the
wrong end of the stick",
that comes from grabbing the wrong
end of the compositing stick
and getting your hand
covered in ink.
It means thinking you're being
interesting when really... Yes,
Henderson?
Very, very interesting indeed,
Sar'nt.
Correct.
Right, here we go. Grab it, Smith.
There it is, Sar'nt.
Now, the result, if I say it myself,
is a thing of beauty.
Unlike any of you lot.
Oi, Bill, this Wipers Times does what
it says!
Have you seen this poppycock, sir?
Yes, I have.
It's downright insubordination.
That's maybe why the men
seem to like it.
The men also like the ladies of the
Poperinghe Fancies.
Neither are exactly conducive to
winning the war.
Really? Have you seen the ladies
of the Poperinghe Fancies?
Of course not!
I think they're doing their bit.
Jolly, buxom girls.
They can't sing,
they can't dance, but...
no-one seems to care, particularly.
glycerine and Vaseline.
No idea why. We're getting off the
point here, sir.
Which is surely that some
of the material in this publication
is not merely unsuitable,
it's downright treasonable.
Like what, in particular?
Like this.
Oh. Answers to correspondence.
court-martialed.
Like this item advising young
officers not to wear turned-up
slacks or shoes
when going over the top?
What? Lovely, sound advice.
A chap wearing turned-up
slacks on the battlefield not only
looks a bloody fool,
but he advertises the fact he's
an officer to any half-awake sniper.
No, no, no. That is
not the offending article.
I'm referring to this response
junior officer.
"Dear Subaltern.
"No.
"The death penalty is not enforced
"in the case of murdering a senior
officer,
"as you will always be able to claim
extenuating circumstances."
That's a joke.
It's an incitement to mutiny,
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