The Wild Life Page #6

An unfortunate turn of events.

You see we caught.

We saw the hosting.

Well, come on, let's hear it.

What are you waiting for?

We'll tell you what

happened to your friend.

For I'm warning you, it ain't pretty.

You see, the human loves to eat birds,

and I'm afraid your friend got...

trapped.

This should only take a minute,

It's just dislocated.

But. it's going to hurt, a bit.

Don't worry.

Youll feel better in a day or two, though

you won't be able to fly right away.

Well then, I suppose you'll need name

if you're gonna stay here for a while.

Let's see, by my reckoning today is Tuesday,

that's a good a name as any, mate.

Can you say, Tuesday.

T u e s d a y

Well, not quite, but that's a start.

Take care of our new friend, boy.

I'd better offload as much stuff as I can.

There's no telling how much

the ship will stay in one piece.

They're nothing but cannibals!

Murderers.

I say we run him off our island,

drive them monsters back into the sea!

Perhaps a plan might be to

force them to live on curse island.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Curse Island.

What exactly is Curse Island?

The end of the earth mate,

no one's ever made it back from there.

Yeah, there's nothing there but bugs.

Lots and lots of nasty bugs!

Sounds purrrfect,

drive them to Curse island.

That's not gonna work.

You have a better idea?

No.

Right, so then, where were we?

Stop your flapping about bird.

You need to be resting that wing of yours.

What do you want from me?

I just want to talk.

Me name is Aynsley,

and for what I understand,

yours is Tuesday.

Call me whatever you want,

except dinner.

Dinner?

We're not going to eat you,

we saved your life.

Either way, you don't make much

of a meal.

Not like a fat, juicy turkey

sweetheart back at home.

What?

Relax.

My master likes you.

You said, your master?

You did not think that I.

I like you, you're funny.

I've never seen a bird like you in England.

England.

Tell me more Aynsley.

Well buddy, England, my island.

Just one fantastic place

in a sea of many lands.

I knew it!

Crusoe wants to explore them all.

If we ever get off this one.

You know, you're the first to come

from the outside world.

Oh dear,

that's not good news.

Hey, hold on a second,

we're all dress up like this because?

Because you look fierce,

now get your heads in the game everyone.

We have the perfect opportunity,

the dog and that bird are still on the ship.

Right.

Listen up!

Here's the plan,

we'll deal with the hairy beast on the ship.

The rest of you.

Go for the human on the beach.

What is sheep?

That wooden thing on the beach.

As soon we're on the ship,

"the wooden thing".

You attack!

Alright then, fierce, fierce, fierce!

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