The Wild Hunt
They only know how to take.
But we will teach them sacrifice!
By Thor!
And we'll drink the blood.
The beast will rise!
And we will destroy the conquerors!
Magnusson!
Magnusson!
King Argyle...
Murtagh captured Princess Evlynia.
They will bleed her to the beast.
It's a trap.
We'll be slaughtered
if we try anything.
She is lost.
Lost? She is our Valkyrie.
Her doom will spell our doom!
She's not worth risking
my lands and my armies.
So we retreat.
You are a coward
worshipping a coward God!
You are unfit to be king.
Perhaps, even unfit to be alive.
Northmen scum!
I am the new king!
Wait!
Come on.
Whoa, whoa! The fight's
f***ing over, OK?
I hit you, like, 10 times.
What are you talking about?
You hit me once! - Game over!
You're f***ing dead, OK?
I've got a magical
cloak of protection.
It's like armour! - You're dead!
My magical sword killed you. Ref!
Just give me back the
f***ing crown, OK?
Murtagh has way too many points
for us to do anything
stupid like charging, right?
We'll fight him next weekend
when we rally more guilds, OK?
Let's be honest.
Your precious little princess,
she let herself get kidnapped.
You're just a coward!
He's a coward, just a coward!
OK, guys, come on!
Stay in character.
It was a draw. Duel again.
Oh, I'm not duelling again!
I won! - Let's go!
Like, 50 people saw me.
Look, ask--ask that guy!
I won.
Ow!
Victorious!
All right!
Four kegs, Argyle's fort,
beer's on me!
Come on!
Shut up! Dead people don't talk.
Stay down for one more
minute till you're resurrected.
You can just rebuild your
clan with real warriors.
Men of courage! Like you.
Bjorn...
I want to be your Viking.
Let's be kings!
You're leaving again?
Yeah, just for a few days.
Really?
Mm-hmm!
That's great.
How is it related to my
brother's stupid game?
He only took me up there,
like, a couple of times,
just for fun.
How long are you going for?
I don't know. I...
I kind of have...
It's making me a little crazy here.
Look, can we talk
about this later
when I'm back from work?
No.
Yeah.
I just need to...
get some air.
And you will call me?
Mm-hmm.
Here's my ride.
Viking maiden's in there next.
"Viking maiden's in there next."
Bye.
Who's the guy?
A friend.
Make him stop.
What are you doing? Make him stop!
Thor almighty, god of thunder,
it is Ragnark,
the end of our world.
I have not turned my back on you.
Give me the strength
to win this battle.
I implore you!
Give me a sign!
Show me the way!
Yes.
I hear you.
Mjllnir, hammer of thunder!
I hear you, Mjllnir!
Mjllnir!
I await you!
Thor!
I bathe in your storm!
I, Bjorn Magnusson,
your chosen one!
Lyn?
Erik, I need to
reave your hard body,
you bad, bad boy.
Too bad you're not hung
like that black dragon
brother of yours.
Rest your libidinous heart,
brother. It is I.
And the maiden will be
back in your arms soon.
Where is Lyn now, Bjorn?
Bjorn?
And I had a vision.
I need Mjllnir.
Bjorn?
Do you have it?
What?
Mjllnir, hammer of Thor!
Forged in ancient--
Erik?
Erik?
Murtagh!
I will crush your skull!
Ah!
Make him stop!
What are you doing? Make him stop!
Stop him, please!
Dad, go to sleep!
Bjorn?
Nay, sir, it is I!
Bernie.
And I come on a quest
for your son, Bjorn,
who seeks his hammer,
Mjllnir, slayer of giants.
Oh! It's real!
The bill was real, too.
Hey!
to pick up his hammer.
All right.
Knock yourself out.
Oh!
Mjllnir! Ah!
Hammer of the gods,
forged in Valhalla!
I am not worthy.
Come on!
I remember you used to enjoy
watching us play D&D
all night until--
the big kids were all losers.
Well, at least
we're the fun losers.
Um, Evelyn, when she's up there,
where does she sleep?
Uh, I don't know.
You know, now that Murtagh's
captured her, you know,
these savages they all
sleep in one big tent.
I know some girls,
they role-play medieval prostitutes
and they have sex with men
who pay them in fake coins.
Listen, it's only gonna get worse.
As we say in accounting:
ravage, plunder, prima nocta!
You know, I knew a guy
who once had 2 at once.
Take what you want!
English, Dad.
English.
Thus come the Celts
with full power upon us.
Therefore, you three go
forth with swift dispatch
to line and new repair our
northern and eastern flanks.
Meanwhile, I will work
to gain the allegiance
of the elves.
Did you guys get it, huh?
It's pretty good, right?
Sh*t, yeah!
Mjllnir...
hammer of Thor.
Behold! The hammer of thunder!
Mjllnir!
Mjllnir!
The serpent that circles the Earth
writhes in fury.
With every breath,
he stains the soil and
the sky with his poison.
The fire giants are
marching against us,
carrying swords that blaze
like the sun itself.
They scorch the Earth as they pass.
But I, Bjorn Magnusson,
will lead you heroes
into Ragnark...
the final battle.
I don't wanna be
a knight anymore.
OK. Do you wanna play an elf?
We still need more elves.
Nope, elves are gay.
I'm just more the stoic,
fighter type.
You know, swords...
Hello.
You can't park here.
This is for emergencies only.
You're blocking the entrance.
But you can go to Lot 4.
Yeah, no, I'm not staying.
I came to see someone.
OK, but you're not in decorum.
Decorum?
Who are you looking for?
Uh, Lyn. I'm looking for Lyn.
No, there's nobody
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