The Wild Hunt

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They only know how to take.

But we will teach them sacrifice!

By Thor!

And we'll drink the blood.

The beast will rise!

And we will destroy the conquerors!

Magnusson!

Magnusson!

King Argyle...

Murtagh captured Princess Evlynia.

They will bleed her to the beast.

It's a trap.

We'll be slaughtered

if we try anything.

She is lost.

Lost? She is our Valkyrie.

Her doom will spell our doom!

She's not worth risking

my lands and my armies.

So we retreat.

You are a coward

worshipping a coward God!

You are unfit to be king.

Perhaps, even unfit to be alive.

Northmen scum!

I am the new king!

Wait!

Come on.

Whoa, whoa! The fight's

f***ing over, OK?

I hit you, like, 10 times.

What are you talking about?

You hit me once! - Game over!

You're f***ing dead, OK?

I've got a magical

cloak of protection.

It's like armour! - You're dead!

My magical sword killed you. Ref!

Just give me back the

f***ing crown, OK?

Murtagh has way too many points

for us to do anything

stupid like charging, right?

We'll fight him next weekend

when we rally more guilds, OK?

Let's be honest.

Your precious little princess,

she let herself get kidnapped.

You're just a coward!

He's a coward, just a coward!

OK, guys, come on!

Stay in character.

It was a draw. Duel again.

Oh, I'm not duelling again!

I won! - Let's go!

Like, 50 people saw me.

Look, ask--ask that guy!

I won.

Ow!

Victorious!

All right!

Four kegs, Argyle's fort,

beer's on me!

Come on!

Shut up! Dead people don't talk.

Stay down for one more

minute till you're resurrected.

You can just rebuild your

clan with real warriors.

Men of courage! Like you.

Bjorn...

I want to be your Viking.

Let's be kings!

You're leaving again?

Yeah, just for a few days.

I think I found a job.

Really?

Mm-hmm!

That's great.

How is it related to my

brother's stupid game?

He only took me up there,

like, a couple of times,

just for fun.

How long are you going for?

I don't know. I...

I kind of have...

It's making me a little crazy here.

Look, can we talk

about this later

when I'm back from work?

No.

Yeah.

I just need to...

get some air.

And you will call me?

Mm-hmm.

Here's my ride.

Viking maiden's in there next.

"Viking maiden's in there next."

Bye.

Who's the guy?

A friend.

Make him stop.

What are you doing? Make him stop!

Thor almighty, god of thunder,

it is Ragnark,

the end of our world.

I have not turned my back on you.

Give me the strength

to win this battle.

I implore you!

Give me a sign!

Show me the way!

Yes.

I hear you.

Mjllnir, hammer of thunder!

I hear you, Mjllnir!

Mjllnir!

I await you!

Thor!

I bathe in your storm!

I, Bjorn Magnusson,

your chosen one!

Lyn?

Erik, I need to

reave your hard body,

you bad, bad boy.

Too bad you're not hung

like that black dragon

brother of yours.

Rest your libidinous heart,

brother. It is I.

And the maiden will be

back in your arms soon.

Where is Lyn now, Bjorn?

Bjorn?

And I had a vision.

I need Mjllnir.

Bjorn?

Do you have it?

What?

Mjllnir, hammer of Thor!

Forged in ancient--

Erik?

Erik?

Murtagh!

I will crush your skull!

Ah!

Make him stop!

What are you doing? Make him stop!

Stop him, please!

Dad, go to sleep!

Bjorn?

Nay, sir, it is I!

Bernie.

And I come on a quest

for your son, Bjorn,

who seeks his hammer,

Mjllnir, slayer of giants.

Oh! It's real!

The bill was real, too.

Hey!

Your brother wants me

to pick up his hammer.

All right.

Knock yourself out.

Oh!

Mjllnir! Ah!

Hammer of the gods,

forged in Valhalla!

I am not worthy.

Come on!

I remember you used to enjoy

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